User:Yintan
Please note: All the 'facts' in this bio are based on insults that vandals have left me on Talk pages or in articles. Because I find their attempts at insulting me very amusing I used the diffs as citations. This is not a proper article, the only part that makes any real sense is the Wikipedia section at the end. The rest is based on insults, rants, and threats.
Yintan | |
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Born | |
Years active | (2007 - present) |
Awards | Anti-Vandalism Bad Socks & Nachos Cheeseburger Civility Diligence Disco Ball of Knowledge Good Humor Guidance Integrity Special Awesome Wikipedian |
Yintan was an irrational[1] and intolerant[2] pipi.[3]
Loved[4]and desired[5][6][7] by some but hated by many,[8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20] Yintan would bully[21] other editors even if this put Wikipedia at risk,[22] start a revolution,[23] cause trouble with the law,[24][25][26][27] or disgrace the entire planet.[28]
Personal life
Although apparently of African-Jamaican-Japanese-American-Chinese descent,[29][30][31][32] some people did wonder if Yintan was human at all.[33] There was also confusion about Yintan's gender.[34][35] According to sources, Yintan was a scoundrel,[36] a mercenary flunkie,[37] a big joke,[38] a bored script kiddie,[39] a communist[40] spreading hate speech and fake news,[41] totally gay[42][43][44][45][46][47] but at the same time ultra homophobic,[48] possibly a transvestite,[49] and, of course, bitter and without a life.[50]
Yintan had a threatening and unprofessional attitude,[51] abused the disabled,[52] and disrespected the dead.[53]
Hygiene
Yintan's personal hygiene left a lot to be desired[54] but sources couldn't agree on an accurate description of the smell.[55][56][57]
Financial support
While already a rich muppet[58] and on the payroll of Big Companies to whitewash the truth,[59] Yintan was also employed by Wikipedia[60][61][62] and got paid for every deleted article.[63] Unfortunately all this work had to be done on outdated hardware.[64]
Religious views
Yintan was a heathen[65] and annoyed nuns.[66]
Achievements
Despite having very limited mental capabilities,[67][68][69] Yintan did manage to come up with the basic principles of African philosophy[70] and had been a member of the Scottish Parliament.[71] Yintan was also a skilled contortionist.[72]
Honours and awards
The American government renamed the state of Florida in Yintan's honour,[73] and Singapore renamed a school.[74]
Wikipedia. No, seriously.
Yintan was a WikiGryphon, rollbacker, pending changes reviewer, and vandal hunter, who introduced and designed the Audio Barnstar and the "I'm Not An Admin" top icon. Yintan worked hard to get Crass to GA, passed the 68.000 edits mark, didn't like userboxes, uploaded photos, and was truly grateful for the received Barn Stars and other goodies. On 10 May 2017, Yintan was officially declared to be an Awesome Wikipedian. And despite everything you've read in the other sections, Yintan was usually quite friendly.[75][76][77]
However, when it became clear to Yintan that Wikipedia is now run by a Foundation that needs three weeks to come up with a kind of apology for their mistakes and a CEO who attacks impartial journalists on Twitter[1], it was time to close the book. After 12 years of editing, Yintan left the building in July 2019.
References
- ^ acting irrationally and irresponsibly
- ^ you are deliberately attempting intolerance towards me
- ^ Yintan is a pipi
- ^ We love Yintan
- ^ Love me, Yintan
- ^ YINTAN YINTAN YINTAN
- ^ I like Yantan
- ^ FUK U YINTAN
- ^ I fucking hate u yintan
- ^ Yintan is a Asshole
- ^ HEY YINTAN, LEAVE ME ALONE
- ^ screw you yintan
- ^ f-u-c-k off yintan
- ^ i hate yintan
- ^ As hole Take a seay from an ex anon member fuc off
- ^ Shutup Yintan nobody likes you
- ^ If yintan is reading this go F*** yourself
- ^ I HATE YOU!
- ^ who hates Yintan
- ^ Fuck off yintan
- ^ Internet bullies, which is what (..) Yintan and others are
- ^ We will also be launching an Operation against Wikipedia
- ^ you are (...) screwing the poor. we will soon be marching up your street.
- ^ Your actions, if continued, will lead to litigation
- ^ I am Alison Sharon Weir, and I will sue
- ^ you will be named on the legal papers also!
- ^ I should notify the police
- ^ This world is a fucking disgrace and it's thanks to people like you, yintan
- ^ YINTAN IS A SPECIAL BLACK KID
- ^ ALSO JAMACAN
- ^ Wiki is an American website so of course it will side with another American
- ^ All you japanese and chinese are dtermined to abuse Indian editors
- ^ act like a human being if you even are one
- ^ Youre a fucking bitch
- ^ STUPID FELLOW
- ^ SCOUNDREL
- ^ mercenary flunkies like Yintan
- ^ Your are a big joke
- ^ some bored script kiddie with no interest or knowledge of Genesis
- ^ Please do not let your probably communist upbringing interfere your objectivity that much
- ^ youre being reported for hate speech and spreading fake news
- ^ yintan is a homosexual
- ^ yintan is gay
- ^ yintan is gaylord
- ^ yintan is a smelly homosexual
- ^ yintanisafaggot
- ^ faggot
- ^ You are ultra homophobic!
- ^ you are a stupid bra wearing it even men with chest and breast as a woman
- ^ You obviously have no life. You are very bitter with your own life
- ^ YOU HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY THREATENING AND UNPROFESSIONAL
- ^ I have Aspergers Syndrome but I didnt realise that Wiki had a policy where it allows its staff to abuse someone in the UK with a Disability
- ^ You are disrespecting my late friend, me and countless others
- ^ Yintan stinks
- ^ Yintan smells like ball sacks and nachos
- ^ YINTAN SMELLS OF FISH
- ^ smell of urine
- ^ you are just a rich muppet
- ^ how much are they paying you to edit the truth
- ^ start doing something for you salary
- ^ Yintan, who is a vandal working within Wikipedia
- ^ even you of Wikipedia are not impartial
- ^ I am not an employee of Wiki unlike yourself so I dont get paid for every article I edit or delete
- ^ get off your 20 year old computer and go for a walk or play your N64
- ^ Hypocrites ! Scoundrels ! Liars ! Despots ! Heathen !
- ^ You do not work for this Church, and we do not appreciate your interfering with our page.
- ^ Yintan is stupid
- ^ dumbass
- ^ You idiot
- ^ Created by Yintan, the philosophy of Kawaida is a synthesis of African thought
- ^ predecessor is YinTan
- ^ Yintan can fuck Himself
- ^ Destin, Yintan
- ^ Yintan Secondary School
- ^ Yintan, thanks very much for your civility
- ^ many thanks for your prompt and helpful reply
- ^ A gentleman at last.