User:YeetTheShiba

YeetTheShiba is a figment of your imagination, taking form as a tiny bowl of spaghetti in the real world. In case you haven't picked it up, I am the tiny bowl of a spaghetti. Don't eat me, I've been sitting on the counter for two weeks.

Facts: - YeetTheShiba is a dedicated pastafarian. - feed YeetTheShiba cheesecake and YeetTheShiba will love you forever. - YeetTheShiba floats 7 feet in the air when in doubt - Looks to Jeff Goldblum as an inspiration.

People who definitely don't think about YeetTheShiba - Satan - Stan - Dwayne "the rock" johnson - Dwayne "the paper" johnson - Dwayne "the scissors" johnson

Inspiration quote: "When faced with a tough situation in life, devour an entire gallon of sour cream and a single baby carrot."