User:Xxthe charismatic enigmaxx

This is just so I can have my own cool and spectacularly lame page...I'm pretty new to Wikipedia, so, I'm trying to get everything straight on here and everything, I've contributed to a couple of articles already, and everything...a big shout out to Wikipedia for this site so I can read and continue to research most of the subjects I'm interested in...and to kill my boredom dead in its tracks...

MoW

This user was a member of WikiProject Media of wrestling.

This user is a college student.

PSY

This user's favorite subject is Psychology.

AA

This user has an Associate of Arts degree.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

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ca-1

This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.

SoE-2

This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't".

Grek-1
Ω

This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

rec-1

This user is a novice recorder player.

arg-4

This user is a professional air guitarist.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is male.

This user is of German ancestry.

~~Siblings~~

This user is an only child.

BASIC

This user can program in BASIC.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user reads Marvel Comics.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chocolate.

C₂H₅OH-4

This user is an alcoholic.

This user drinks Pepsi.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys playing spades.

cvg-5

This user is a professional gamer.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

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This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

This user plays the Halo series.

JK

This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

nip/tuck

This user wants to know what you don't like about yourself.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

¡

This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user farts in your general direction!

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user likes disco music.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user plays ultimate.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays tennis.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user enjoys cigars.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is a swimmer.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

BPD

This user lives with borderline personality disorder.

This user frequently experiences déjà vu.

This user has depression.

This user has astigmatism.

This user is right-handed.

porn

This user enjoys pornography.

This user enjoys sex.

This user is straight.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user is an Aquarian.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

US

This user uses American English.

This user is interested in religion as a metaphysical or theological phenomenon.

This user is interested in Taoism.

This user is interested in Lutheranism.

This user is probably going to Hell.

This user is God.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

All your base are belong to this user.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

dar

This editor is a darwikinist.