User:XeroxKleenex

It's a box.

This user is an atheist.

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user lives in Knoxville.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 9 months and 3 days.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Fourth Doctor.4th

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user enjoys Star Trek.

ST:TNGThis user knows Picard is better than Kirk, and has a list to prove it!

SW
IThis user thinks The Phantom Menace sucked more.

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

This editor has been awarded the Surreal Barnstar  

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This user wants a Star Destroyer

This user is a Computer System Administrator.

This user is an aspiring Lawyer

This user is not a lawyer. They are not admitted to practice in any jurisdiction, and nothing that they write is legal advice.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user contributes using a MacBook Pro.

This user contributes using OS X Mavericks.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

This user supports free software.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux.

This user's primary email client is Mac OS X Mail v.7.3.

25	This user owns 25 working computers.

QWThis user contributes using a QWERTY keyboard.

This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.

This user uses, has, or contributes using a classic Macintosh computer.

This user remembers when the Apple II was cutting-edge technology.

This user is using a web browser.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.

This user employs NoScript to control which websites may run JavaScript.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Internet Explorer.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over both Google Chrome and Chromium.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox over Safari.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user remembers using 300-baud acoustically-coupled modems

TCP/IPThe user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented.WWW

I ride the BMW R1100RS

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious...

This user eats Sauerkraut.

This user enjoys pho- phở from Vietnam.

This user will dine on MREs as soon as they offer varieties such as "Foie gras de canard aux truffes".

This user eats cheese.

This user loves blue cheese.

This user cooks chili
from scratch!

This user likes
   TABASCO pepper sauce   .

This user enjoys tofu.

This user likes Mexican Menudo

"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."

This user enjoys seafood dishes.

This user loves to eat avocados.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.

This user thinks you aren't able to claim Southern heritage unless you know about Poke Salad and like grits.

This user eats eggplant.

This user enjoys Cabbage in soup, Corned Beef, and Fish Tacos

This user eats Brussels Sprouts.

This user eats spinach.

This user loves Kimchi to death.

This user likes Prosciutto.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats sushi.

This user eats ham.

This user enjoys tongue.

Roasted leg of,
or grilled chops,
this user enjoys lamb.

This user makes their own Sausages at home.

This user prefers their steak to be Prime.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user enjoys
Filet Américain.

This user eats scrapple.

This user prefers fudge-like brownies.

This user likes pie.

KThis user loves
Krispy Kreme DoughnutsK

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user likes Ice cream.

no mathsThis user finds maths incredibly boring...

m & ftThis American user is equally at ease with both metric units and U.S. customary units.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user is a Humanist.

randThis user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.

DEATHThis Wikipedian believes that there is nothing after death.

	This user enjoys his/her privacy.

This user thinks, therefore he exists.

This user knows that space is the future.

PLUTO is a PLANET
This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user is a mammal.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is an FCC-licensed amateur radio operator, with Technician-class privileges.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user likes foggy days.

$F=ma$This user understands Physics at a basic level.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is Scottish American.

This user is English-American.

This user is German-American.

The Cherokee blood
flows through this user's veins.

This user
has a pulse.

This user has an innie navel.

This user does NOT get along with his/her digestive system.

This user can lick his/her own elbow.

Fist
in
mouthThis user can not put his whole fist in his mouth.

This user wants to grow a 1920s villain-style mustache. Bwahahaha!

This user is a supporter of the LGBTQ community.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user would be against a law banning extreme pornography.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

arg-1This user is a novice air guitarist.

voc-0This person cannot sing in tune (or has very poor singing skills).

This user wants to compile and preserve the sum of all human knowledge.

This user is against
editors who cry wolf.

Eur.
namesPre-existing European place names of non-European places are used by this user who is a purist.

This user rejects all non-European names replacing those pre-existing European names of Asian and African places.

PekingPostal Romanization spellings of Chinese place names are preferred by this user who is a purist.

This user rejects Hanyu Pinyin spellings, which are invented, and unilaterally declared as 'standard', by China, when there are pre-existing Postal Romanization spellings.

XeroxKleenex likes to turn Wikipedia Green.

This user is not a prose nazi and sees no problem with a list or a table being on an article.

This user thinks you can learn a lot by editing an Encyclopedia.

inclThis user is an inclusionist.

This image was orphaned, and proposed for deletion because it was "scary".

I kind of liked it. So I'm putting it here.

Grammar

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.