User:WillowW/Vandalism scrapbook

This subpage is for vandalism, especially vandalism that teaches, or beguiles my sad fancy into smiling. :) Ezehu chacham? Halomed mikol adam — v'eishah. ;) Willow (talk) 18:53, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

Possibly Twins?

You are WillowW and I am PillowP. Perhaps we are separated twins!

We seem to have so many things in common. I, too, sit around and drool at the computer for hours, furiously editing useless articles about math. And hey, I also have a mediocre knowledge of latin poetry!

Maybe we can get together and feel better than other people because we patrol Wikipedia. Gee, but I look up to you. I wish I had a picture of a statue of a little girl holding a dead bird. :(. I'm pouting!

		The Special Editor
		because you have been extraordinarily slow with the people who have left comments at your Retardation Featured list, taking the time to drool on every single reviewer. 06:23, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

PillowP (talk) 00:50, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

p.s. WillowW is a STUPID name. period blood.