User:William M. Connolley/For me

I can never find these when I want them:

Stuff

Creatures of Light and Darkness
http://www.amazon.co.uk/High-Performance-Rowing-John-McArthur/dp/1861260393

Pix to take

Opinion

Workspace for refs on attribution of climate change and others

Articles that really ought to exist, but don't

Great Pyramid of Geezer - to be modelled on Great Pyramid of Giza, but would be about this pyramid built by some old geezer (wot no geezer?). Every time GPoG comes up on my watchlist I think this...
Irish hypothesis - an even more cockeyed version of Iris hypothesis
Naval gazing - more interesting than navel gazing
Al-Jazmagi - Islamic golden age pornographer and pioneer of the jazz mag.
The Cunt of Monte Christo - the story of an idiot justly imprisoned.

Things that really shouldn't exist, and don't :-)

I lurk on IRC sometimes... not often mind. See if you can spot my cunning monnicker. Here is a fragment: I think its allowed, since I anonymised it:

A: I think admins should have to wear uniforms when on duty
B: black boots and black leather with silver skulls and a whip
C: I was thinking of a smart jumpsuit
B: and a club
D: But who's knickers, that's the question?
E: admin uniforms need to be leather trenchcoats and jackboots. 
E: we are the mailed fist of Jimbo. we should look the part

Feare of power invisible, feigned by the mind, or imagined from tales publicly allowed, RELIGION; not allowed, SUPERSTITION. And when the power imagined is truly such as we imagine, TRUE RELIGION. Leviathan, ch VI

To have done more hurt to a man than he can or is willing to expiate enclineth the doer to hate the sufferer. For he must expect revenge or forgiveness; both which are hateful. [Ch XI].