User:Wilhelmina Will/About me

My birth and the credentials which follow

We all know how important it is!

This user was born on December 4.

31YThis Wikipedian was born on 4 December 1992 and is 31 years, 11 months, and 7 days old.

I could go on with the hours, minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, and so forth, but you'd probably get dizzy watching. ;)

This user is a Sagittarian.

"Ready, aim, FIRE!"

猴This user was born in the year of the Monkey.

"Ee-ee-eee!!!"

My relationship with literature

On the receiving end:

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is a book lover.

This user is a book collector.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading romance novels.

This user enjoys the works of
Jane Austen.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

ND	This user loves the Nancy Drew books.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user enjoys works of
Fantasy.

SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

MELUS

This user reads multicultural literature.

This user reads self-help books.

This user enjoys reading Biographies.

This user enjoys reading the works of Charles Dickens.

CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

This user enjoys the works of
Sir Walter Scott

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys the works of Mark Twain.

This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!

This user enjoys the works of
the Brontë sisters.

This user enjoys the works of Rudyard Kipling.

This user enjoys the works of Beatrix Potter.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user has read 12 of William Shakespeare's plays.

This user knows who the true Father of Science Fiction is.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

And on the contributing end:

This user loves to write.

This user writes plays.

This user writes short stories.

This user writes poetry.

This user writes novels.

This user writes fan fiction.

BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.

Morals and ethics

are for Marge Simpson. Here's what I go by:

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

Or men. Quid pro quo.

This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user recycles waste when possible.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

Live a happy life, improve yourself, strive towards the truth: what more meaning does life need?

Films I like

By the genre:

This user enjoys films.

This user loves documentaries.

This user enjoys auto racing films.

By the star:

This user is a fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

By the title:

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is serious. And don't call her "Shirley".

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

This user loves the Land Before Time, yep yep yep!

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

MDThis user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.

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Wanna know how this user knows you're gay?

This user has already had a quantum of solace..

This user confirmed that...
Diamonds are Forever.

This user knows that East, West, just points of the compass, each as stupid as the other..

This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love.

This user is being hunted by Treadstone.

They should have left this user alone.

This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar.

This user's looking at you, kid.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Television I like

Be forewarned, many things are within these walls:

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user loves
Desperate Housewives.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

FrasierHello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

CASTLEThis user is a fan of Castle

HIMYMThis user is legend- wait for it- dary!

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

+This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes her own!

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

SEINYada, Yada, Yada, this user is a fan of Seinfeld.

This user is a fan of
Star Trek: Voyager.

WoFThis user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune.

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is a fan of Friends.

This user Wants to Be a Millionaire

CURB	Please Curb Your Enthusiasm

This user enjoys
The Big Bang Theory.

COLUMBOThis user has just one more thing that they wanted to talk about.

GGThis user loves to watch the show The Golden Girls.

KUAThis user is a friend of the Buckets (pronounced Bouquet).

LFNThis user is a fan of La Femme Nikita

This user is a fan of Murdoch Mysteries.

This user is a fan of
Agatha Christie's Poirot
and is jealous of his little grey cells

PMcGThis user thinks that Patrick McGoohan is one of the greatest actors of all time.

T&JThis user is a Tom and Jerry fan.

The Simpsons

One of the few childhood friends I still keep in touch with:

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

CBGThis is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

SCThis user knows that you can't have a Honda without the 'H'!

LTIThis user embiggens Wikipedia with their cromulent editing!

MoeThis user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

MaggieThis user attended the Ayn Rand School for Tots.

LisaIf anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?

d'oh!This user calls the big one Bitey.

d'oh!

This user knows that "alcohol (is) the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

BartThis user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"

GrimeyThis user doesn't need safety gloves because they're Homer Simp...

BartThis user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!"

My taste in music

For listening:

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys country music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys the big band sound

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user loves opera.

TD	This user is a rider on the storm.

You shoulda heard this user just around midnight.

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam

Experience

This user listens to Hendrix.

For playing:

This user plays frame drums.

As yet unsorted

This user is a Francophile.

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

This user has a secret identity.
Don't ask.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is interested in ghosts.

blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

PleaseHello, please don't vandalize me...

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user is an advanced Notepad user.