User:Wayne Neptune

A long time ago Wayne Neptune was born and now he is part of the Wikipedia community. I love to ponder the world and enjoy to share the knowledge I have accumulated with the world. I love any comments. I do not interact with people that much because I currently live isolated in forested area of Finland.

Early Years

As a child I enjoyed wearing my own style of In-N-Out and Chino Challenge t-shirts mixed with fresh pairs of khaki dickies shorts (knee high). For shoes I would wear Birkenstock sandals with gray toed socks bought en masse from Costco. I grew up in Moose Jaw, Canada.

Sporks

Sporks deeply anger me because they are neither forks or spoons. They need to chose a side. It's ambiguous and it confuses me to see such a flaw of the human hand in my presence. Have you seen one lately? They're disgusting! All those teeth things emerging from a spoon-like thing! It makes me nauseous! It's despicable when man kind reached the level where they must merge two utensils. I warn people to never bring up, or heaven forbid show me a picture of a spork. I will never speak of them again.

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user is into popping and specializes in Hip hop and Break Dance.