User:WaffleMonster

The Waffle monster is a cute cuddly little creature whos diet consists totally of eggo waffles stolen from ordinary household toasters within 5-10ms (Milliseconds) of popping out.

Little is known about the Waffle Monster or its seemingly random selection process for choosing from which households to swindle waffles. Those who have reported evidence of the Waffle Monster to local authorities universally also have small children with big appetites and evil smirks on their faces.

Director Mueller of the FBI and Special Agent Scully leads a task force on the Waffle Monster. The task force findings so far show that reported instances of Waffle Monster activity seem to take place within seconds of each other over widely disparate geographical regions.

According to a Kellogs senior public relations official - the waffle monster accounts for roughly 15-20% of all eggo Waffles sold in the USA alone. World-Wide the waffle monster is reported to account for 8% of total kellog waffle sales.

Strangly enough the Waffle Monster was never reported to show interest in any other brand of waffle and was only reported after the first 'leggo my eggo' commercials first appeared on the airwaves.