User:WALLY DA WALNUT

–Wally Benjamin Alexander De Juglandaceae IV (also known was Wally Walnut) De Jugandaceae observed skateboarding.

Born: Wally Benjamin Alexander De Juglandaceae IV, June 8, 1967, USS Liberty

Education: Bill and Ted’s School of Exellency

Occupation: Walnut Farmer • Businessman • Prisoner

Imprisoned: United States Federal Penitentiary, Allenwood, Pennsylvania (for participating in insurrection on January 6, 2021 at US Capitol, evading sanctions, involvement with LA and Argentinian mobs)

Spouse(s): None

Children: 7

Parents: Wallard Benjamin Alexander De Juglandaceae III (father), Sherry-Anne Smith De Walnut (mother)

Catchphrases: “Radical 矢!”, “Excellent!” (In Mr. Burns Voice)

Wallard Benjamin Alexander De Juglandaceae IV is an American walnut farmer and businessman as well as a Mandarin enthusiast, he was born on June 8, 1967 on the USS Liberty, stationed just outside Egyptian and Israeli sovereign waters. After his mother and father died later that day, now-orphaned De Juglandaceae swam several hundred miles to the Nile, where he established a walnut shipping business, which was very corrupt. Shoveling money to the Argentinian Walnut mafia, he was found out by the government and taken to jail.

After his farm was shelled by the Royal Navy in 1980, he moved it to San Gabriel, where he became involved in the Los Angeles mob, and began smuggling walnuts.

He was arrested on January 11, 2021 for insurrection against the United States, evasion of sanctions, smuggling, and accessory to crimes committed by the LA mob.

Early life Walnut plantation Second plantation

Early life Wally Benjamin Alexander De Juglandaceae IV was born to a military family, his parents were stationed in a walnut box inside of the USS Liberty. Juglandaceae IV was the sole survivor when the ship was destroyed by Israeli bombers who mistook it for an Egyptian ship during the Six Day War. After this, he swam to the Nile River, where he was taken in by an alligator gang, and he began a life of crime. At the age of 10, he captured droves of French soldiers, and started a walnut plantation where he forced his French prisoners to work.

Walnut plantation In his new plantation worked by enslaved French people, he used them not only to farm, but to defend his land against the constant attacks from the Israelis, Egyptians, and British. At one point, Juglandaceae IV even made his slaves build nuclear weapons to repel the sieges. After subsisting on only walnuts for years, many of the French died from starvation. The plantation was eventually destroyed in a revenge attack by the British Royal Navy in 1980.

Second plantation After being ruined by the English, Juglandaceae IV immigrated to the United States. Where he promptly created a second plantation in the wilderness of San Gabriel, about 30 miles from Los Angeles city limits. He kidnapped dozens of fashionistas for his new plantation. After forcing them to create siege defenses around the plantation, Juglandaceae IV began exporting walnuts to Iran, which is illegal under US sanctions.