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Simon Griffin

Simon Griffin
Disappeared	09-10-2022
Status	Still missing
Nationality	Awesome
Other names	The goat
Occupation	Being Swag
Height	6 ft 3 in (191 cm)

cool looking squirrel

Simon Griffin (01-20-1999 – present) is the undisputed GOAT. He is a retired professional Tetris player and former Call of Duty athlete. As of recently, he is an up and coming Fortnite professional player.

Simon's favorite color is blue and this thing looks really awesome

Biography

Early life

As a child, he was born white. He was obsessed with SpongeBob.

Tetris Career

As a professional Tetris player, he peaked at 82nd in the world. His main game was the Tetris Mobile game that released on 2020. He only has $40 in earnings so he really wasn't that good

Call of Duty Athlete Career

He looks really chill

When he was finally done with Tetris, he picked up a new niche hobby, Call of Duty. He grinded Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War for about 2 years. He managed to make it to top 2%, but realized competitive Call of Duty sucked and stopped playing. He just played public games from then on and was much happier.

Fortnite Career

After he realized most of the recent Call of Duty titles are not fun to play, he moved to something more lucrative and fun, the hit game Fortnite. Unfortunately, he sucks at Fortnite. He plays almost everyday. His main skin is the Lebron James skin because Lebron James is the King.

Marriage and children

Simon Griffin does not have children and does not talk to women because they distract him from his Fortnite career.

Philosophical and/or political views

Voter status

Simon does not vote because voting is stupid. He said he would vote if there were tax incentives involved.

Views on current political climate of the United States of America

He does not care at all.

Commentary on who the NBA G.O.A.T is

Currently, he is on the fence about who is the NBA GOAT. He said that Michael Jordan was very impressive for his time, and undefeated in NBA finals is a great accomplishment. He also considers Lebron James as another potential GOAT of the NBA. Lebron does have the 2nd highest points scored in the NBA, but he also has 10 finals appearances and only 4 wins. The mythical Game 6 was also something to consider in the GOAT debate. However, Simon does recognize one other NBA player as the potential GOAT, Magic Johnson. He reasons that it is hard to play in the NBA , but even harder to play in the NBA with HIV, so Magic Johnson is also a potential GOAT of the NBA.

Published works

He doesn't have any published works. Writing books is too hard.