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Crapaholic – (Crap Uh hall ick)

The Crapaholic is indigenous to the Military family. While this is not the only place they have been known to associate; it is the most frequent. The Crapaholic is not to be mistaken for the Hoarder which by it’s nature keeps multi duplicates of items because they might at one time need it. No, the Crapaholic is by nature not a hoarder. As the Crapaholic moves from place to place they notice all the Crap the have accumulated, however are unable to get rid of any of it, because most of the time it has some sort of sentimental value to the Crapaholic. The Crapaholic is like a normal homosapian most of the time, This makes it hard to identify the Crapaholic. The Crapaholic’s true nature comes to light when they are packing up to move.

Use extreme caution when approaching the Crapaholic; in full Crapaholic mode, as they tend to irrationally start attempting to get rid of their stuff, foaming at the mouth, shouting about all the crap they have, and generally not getting much accomplished because; despite their frustration at all the stuff they have, they can not make themselves get rid of any of it. This makes the Crapaholic that much more dangerous as they might lash out at anything just to try to get past attempting to get rid of their stuff.