User:Ushi5

Ushi5 (sometimes known as "Mippity Smith") is the single most fascinating Wikipedia contributor in all of recorded time and space.

An expert on trashy B-movies, global cuisine, and bottomfreedom, Ushi's talents and abilities are legendary and far too numerous to even begin to go into here!

Thank you, and goodnight.

(How was that? Did I do good??) :-)