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Welcome to my ASCII Webcomic!

Comic Number 1

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|               |               |              | Um, hello?  |
|               |)              |       0      |      0     
|               |               |       |      |      |      |
|               |               |     --|--    |    --|--    |
|               |\              |       |      |      |      |
|               | \             |      / \     |     / \     |
|               |  \            |     /   \    |    /   \    |
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Ah yes. Comic Number 1. That is its name, by the way.

The Author

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|                                 Who are you?    |
|                                      |          |
|     I'm the author!                  |          |
|           |                     Of what?        |
|           |                        |            |
|       Of this comic!               |            |           
|             |                    Ho ho!         |           
|             |                      |            |     By making part of     
|         You will pay for           |            |     the border for this                    
|         sayimg that!               |            |     strip with your                  
|                                   How?          |     body parts.               
|                                                 |                     
|                                   _             |   _--/\-------              
|                                  ( )            |   |          |  
|        o                        --|--           |  (     o     \
|       -|-                        /|\            |   |   -|-    / 
|       / \                       /   \           |   |   / \    )
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What a new and original idea. I bet nobody has done that before.

Wikipedia Quest Part 1

                  
|  WIKIPEDIA  |    STORY    |Evil trolls  |have captured|
|    QUEST    |In the land  |and vandals  |the glorious |                 
|             |of Wikipedia,|and other    |ruler Jimbo  |                  
|-> New Game  |darkness is  |what-not,    |Wales!!!     |                         
|  Load Game  |falling.     |             |             |               
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