User:UnusualGazelle

Welcome... TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

Not really, it's my userpage. Hope you like it here. You probably won't, but you probably won't hate it here either. That's good enough.

General

Name: Han (Surname withdrawn for privacy reasons and legal contract with FedEx Corp. )
Location: Sandiacre, Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire (Depending on source), People's Republic of Soviet Britain, and it's all mighty ruler Gordon Stalin
Ethnicity: Chinese
Gender: Male
School: George Spencer Foundation School and Technology College
Age: 14
Hobbies: Speaking to watermelons.
Personality: What is this personality you speak of?
Alter-ego/Sockpuppet: The Stig, Banksy, Jack the Ripper, Robert Mugabe's psychiatrist, User:Willy on Wheels, Jimmy Wales, Zombie Jesus and finally: User:UnusualGazelle
Special K?: No thanks.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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It is 04:21:22 on November 22, 2024, according to the server's time and date.

This user is from the United Kingdom.

en-GBThis user is a native speaker of British English.

en-GB
-5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ASCII-0This user does not understand ASCII.

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IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

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@#$!-0This user doesn't use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, or expletives.

這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.

prog-0This user does not know how to program.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

UKThis user uses British English.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).

This user knows that penguins are evil!

This user tends to like chicken, a little bit too much.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user's favourite animal is the Mandrill.

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This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.

This user is not a pet owner.

This user thinks you can't trade with animals (but you can offer a home).

This user is a car enthusiast.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9.

This user loves the Audi R8.

This user loves HONDA CIVIC

This user loves the Aston Martin V8 Vantage.

PorscheThis user pronounces Porsche the right way : /ˈpɔːrʃə/—with "ə" at the end.

This user would like to own a Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé.

This user thinks the Subaru Impreza is a spin-off of the Mitsubishi Lancer.

63This user knows that the average age of a Buick driver is 63.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

@This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user never reads anything useful on a blog—ever.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

GThis user prefers Google over Yahoo.Y

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is Virgin Media.

This user contributes using a PC.

nThis user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.

This user still remembers these.

No iPod

This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user loves food in moderation.

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.

This user loves sausages.

This user enjoys tofu.

This user loves Yorkshire pudding.

This user eats bananas.

This user likes
muesli.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user couldn't care less about potato skins

This user eats fish.

This user prefers white chocolate

H₂OThis user drinks water regularly.

Tea > Coffee

CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user loves
Chinese cuisine.

You just lost The Game.

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

NWThis user plays NumberWang.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user is a checkers player.

This user enjoys chess.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

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This user plays various breakout-style games

This user is a sim racer.

This user is interested in the Victorian period.

This user is a Symbolist.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

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This user can divide by zero.

This user prefers the metric system.

1+1=10This user likes binary.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user knows by heart the first 9 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user plays the piano.

cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. _†

WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo!

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8.

This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.

98This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user is interested in Paleontology.

This user supports protection of the environment.

PsThis user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

Ps-nThis user is really good at Adobe Photoshop.

This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

MS OfficeThis person uses
Microsoft Office.

OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user prefers color photography.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user has visited Italy.

This user has visited France.

This user would like to visit USA.

This user has visited 0 of the 50 United States.0

This user's species is a Homo Sapiens.Human

This user admires all expressions of nature.

This user is interested in politics.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user does not support the Communist Party of China.

This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between." – Oscar Wilde

"All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle." – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The secret to creativity is to know how to hide your sources." – Albert Einstein

"There is only one difference between a madman and me, I am not mad." – Salvador Dali

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user enjoys the works of
Charles Dickens.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

R.H.	This user is a fan of Rubeus Hagrid.

MThis user is a muggle.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

This user's TV service provider is Virgin Media.

BBCThis user supports the BBC.

YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

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This user wholeheartedly believes that Big Brother is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!

BUREAUCRAT HERMES CONRADThis user is anal 78.36% of the time.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

CBGThis is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

SC	This user wonders what's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off.

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TV"As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."

LBBritain! Britain! Britain!

CTThis user ain't even bovvered.

8.4This user is Numberwang!

8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

MTWThis user likes to Mock the Week.

NMTBThis user has taken part in an identity parade.

QIThis user is Quite Interesting.

Room 101This user wants to put Reality TV into Room 101.

TV BThis user knows there's only one way to find out…FIGHT!

This user's other car is a TARDIS.

Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user is The Stig.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

TGYHThis user thanks God you're here!

This user has walked with the dinosaurs.

This user has walked with the beasts.

This user has walked with the Monsters.

This user enjoys the subject of astronomy.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower!

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is against smoking.

This user has donated blood 0 times.

Han	This user has an unusual name! It is Han!

This user is a male.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

這個用戶是華人。
这个用户是华人。
This user is of Chinese ethnicity.華夏兒女

sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.

This user is friends with OlliffeObscurity.

This user is friends with Cheese cake eater.

This user is friends with Chris171.

This user is friends with Sadiato.

atheosThis user is an atheist.

This user is not religious.

GoogleThis user believes in googlism

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

FryLike Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.

This user lived in Phanerozoic eon Cenozoic era Quaternary period Holocene epoch

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!

This user loves userboxes!

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This is a cell-sized userbox.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user is a Libran.

This user was born in the Year of the Dog.狗

This user knows how to
Find x.

sar-2This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

This user is a big fan of ostriches.

This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.^†WP:UA

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

They Are Coming...

This user loves Alfa Romeo.

This user owns a Bugatti Veyron in their dreams.

This user loves the Lamborghini Gallardo.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

=DThis user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

All your base are belong to this user.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user is a member of Wikipedia.

(well duh!)

Scr Res

This user contributes at 1024x768 resolution.

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This userbox is flavoured like Chocolate Rain, and is special edition! Make up some cool new flavours of your own!

This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user loves RMS Titanic.

SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user is a fan of Daft Punk.

This user has become Numb.

MUSEThis user will be chasing a Starlight.

QueenAny way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user.

FThis user likes the song "Handlebars", by Flobots.

QThis user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

This user is a pessimist.

This user believes in logic.

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user has an Allotment

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user believes "There is grandeur in this view of life..."

This user prefers warm weather.

This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user uses their web browser to read their emails.

This user plays ping pong.

This user is interested in motorsports.

This user supports Formula One.

GPThe first Grand Prix this user watched was the 2008 Malaysian Grand Prix.

This user supports McLaren Mercedes.

This user is a Lewis Hamilton fan.

This user is a Heikki Kovalainen fan.

This user is a Jenson Button fan.

This user is a Rubens Barrichello fan.

This user is a fan of Robert Kubica.

This user is a fan of Jarno Trulli.

WEBThis user is a fan of Mark Webber.

This user is a David Coulthard fan.

This user is a fan of Nico Rosberg.

This user is a fan of Takuma Sato.

This user knows nothing about New South Wales.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user wants to visit Antarctica.

WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user is rated 12.

ACThis user went and hanged themself, and then there were none...

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user's Patronus is a owl.

This user is on constant vigilance.

This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.

This Twilighter supports Team Edward and the vampires.

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

300	THIS IS WIKIPEDIA!!!!!

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

This user doesn’t expect you to talk. This user expects you to die!!

This user can't, can't, can't, fly.

This user is very excite!.

This user "has come to America to make movie-film".

This user is from the planet Earth.

Soylent Green is People!

This user will be back.

This user is out there, they can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

This user has a
cunning plan, my lord.

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

TV HThis user's TV Heaven would be Top Gear.

Dr. WhoThis user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

This user looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"

This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.

This user has been Chased by the Sea Monsters.

This user enjoyed watching Planet Earth.

GThis user does not like Mondays.

>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.

This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user supports gender equality.

PC	This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user wants all states of Europe to join the EU.

This user supports the European Union.

Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.

This user thinks
Morgan Tsvangirai is a hero.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is left-handed.

This user has black hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is an explosive.

This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2026!

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

Your company's logo goes here.This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

"it"This user prefers being called it.

iGen	This user is a member of the iGeneration

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user lives in the
East Midlands.EM

6This user has visited 6 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user enjoys the subject of Design.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

CUREThis user is staring at the sea.

FFThis user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.

KeaneThis user is lost Somewhere Only We Know.

When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

N I ИThis user is a Nine Inch Nails fan.

This user is a Nirvana fan.

PLACEBO. This user is medicated. How are you?

QOTSAThis user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.

R.E.M.This user knows it's the end of the world as we know it, and feels fine.

( )This user is a fan of Sigur Rós.

This user is in a place called Vertigo and they know donde está.

The drugs didn't work...
they just made this user worse
The Verve

 This user thinks that Weird Al is weird.

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.

This User Has Been Thunderstruck.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user lives in the
European Union.

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

Dec 25This user's favorite holiday is Christmas.

It is approximately 4:21 AM where this user lives.

dayToday is Friday.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user is a Libran.

This user was born in the Year of the Dog.狗

This user is one in 48,300,694.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since 9 March 2008.

This user scored 1662 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 212695408).

This user is a member on the English Wikipedia.

This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?

Chicago,
IllinoisThis user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".

This user thinks that Wikipedia is the best thing since sliced bread. ±

FlexibleThis user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

1+This user has made more than 1 contribution to Wikipedia.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

_This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

This user believes that it is destiny you saw their user page.

This user is standing behind you.

	Please Sign Your Posts

—	This user has NO personality.

WThis user is a Wikipedian.
This is the only userbox.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user supports the use of ridiculously huge userboxes

This user has found a userbox that does not offend anybody in any way.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.

The Loop

Main Article: Redundancy

Userbox Count

407 as of May 29, 2009. (Get in! If anyone would like to do a recount they're more than welcome to. Is there a leaderboard?)

FAQ

How long did it take you to do that Hypnotoad thing?
A: No time at all, I just entered it in one of those generators on the internet.

Are you really the Stig?
A: .... --- .-- / -.. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- ..- -... - / -- -.-- / ... - .. --. -. . ... ... .-.-.-

Why? Just why?
A: Because I said so.

Do you know who I am?
A: Richard Curtis?

Why would I be Richard Curtis?
A: You have a glint in your eye.

But you've never seen my eye?
A: Or have I? Or have I...

No.
A: Oh. Sorry then. My mistake.

Do you know the Muffin man?
A: Yes, he lives on Drewberry Lane. We go back a long way.

Eh no. It's Drury Lane.
A: I know the Muffin Man and you don't. Don't be so silly.

How can you splazigate my groderonts?"
A: Er, sorry?

Do you know why I called you here?
A: Please my lord! I know nothing about the clogged up drainpipes! I swear!

You clogged up the drainpipes?!
A: Er... no.

Can I just say that you really are odd for a 14 year old?
A: Yes, I'm a bit odd, but the fact that I use proper spelling and grammar does not make my name Sir Winston Diggleby Bufton-Tufton Alfred Duke of Northumberland PhD.

Why do you have so many userboxes?
A: Why not?

What kind of answer is that?
A: A good one.

How is that a good answer?
A: Because I said it was.

Can you make more Formula One season reviews?
A: I think you've got the wrong person.

LOLwut?
A: Welcome to my world.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER?
A: You need to start trying to avoid this static abuse.

But if you're both WoW and Jimmy Wales, then that means Jimmy Wales = Willy on Wheels! Impossible! Is it?
A: Stranger things have happened.

No they haven't?
A: Yes they have. I call myself Jimmy on Wheels.

The meaning of life

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