"DNR means 'Do Not Resuscitate', it does not mean 'Do Not Treat'" - Gregory House from House MD
"Your honour, forgive an eccentric old knight his foolish prejudice for the British court system. I realize I should have called the French authorities, but I'm a snob and I do not trust those laissez-faire French to prosecute properly. This man almost murdered me. Yes, I made a rash decision forcing my manservant to help me bring him to England, but I was under great stress. Mea culpa. Mea culpa." - Leigh Teabing from The Da Vinci Code
“A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages” - Author Unknown