User:Twodanish

Are you Danish, or _a_ danish?

I have been trying to clean up spelling mistakes and other problems in the Wikipedia.

Inspirational Quotes (no, not mine)

• "Never tell people your problems. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them"
• "Keep your stick on the ice" - Red Green

Inspirational Websites

• British Lard Marketing Board ... lard recipes, lard-themed music, funny pictures, and the world-famous Lard Cam

Inspirational Videos (all family-friendly, don't worry)

• Group of British men tackle an American breakfast (Warning: will give you high cholesterol just looking at it)
• American man tackles English food
• The Wheaties Channel ... like the Weather Channel, but even more boring...