User:Thick as a Planck

My dislikes include:

Shower curtains, the stringy white bits in oranges, William Styron, people who think the Matrix 2 and 3 contain deep philosophical meanings, Moon Hoax believers, creationists, 'txt' speak, tomatoes and some others.

I do however quite like poetry, trees, physics, unicycling, drink, my cat (Zeeky) and sleeping. My life plan is to become leader of the world via clever manipulation of Wikipedia. So far this plan is far from fruition, but I am ever optimistic.

Hopefully you - whoever you might be - enjoyed that, since I know the only people who click on people's user names are nosy types who want to know the gruesome details and gossip.

You can (if desperate) find images of me here, http://www.studentswimmer.co.uk/picsh/2ndyear.html from my friend's site.... I'm Alex, the one with big blond hair.