User:Thepee

Poop. What is poop? Is it loop or doop? Nope it's just......Poop. John 3:16

                          Nathanael N. Villanueva

November 21 2:59 PM

 I am currently taking a shit and there is no toilet paper in the stall I am currently at. I make a prayer for toilet paper. Then a angel comes in the bathroom, "Your test has begined." the angel told me, then it left. More poop comes out of my ass but this time it's watery! Shit just hit the fan and it's stained the walls. Oh NO!.....Fuck! I just dropped my phone in the toilet. The poop is now past the rim of the toilet. Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. (Matthew chapter 6) When I finished the Lord's prayer the pooping started to cool down. No amount of oxy clean can undo what I have just done.

November 21 3:42 PM

Hello, JSOC

This is a top secret Black Op I have assigned you. At El Pozezo 235 there is former JSOC privet Alex Mason in a bathroom stall without toilet paper. Shit has just hit the fan. (Literally) May Yahweh Bless you on your mission.  

Donald J. Trump

November 21 4:30 PM

Black ops has been my life for the past 15 years. Me and my team have just reached the pentagon. My team consist of the most elite soldiers in all of America. We have Shit Stain, why we call him Shit Stain you may ask? It's because he holds the world record for biggest shit of all time.

To be continued Psalms chapter 91