User:Theopolisme/Drones
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In the event that you feel like Wikipedia is being taken over by a bot army of some sort, do not panic. Instead, follow these simple steps:
- Check the main page. Are there signs of Android activity? Perhaps a link to MS-DOS?
- If so, begin to panic. Check the RfA page. Is Spock listed?
- If so, immediately vote Support, and encourage all your friends to do so as well.
- If Spock gains adminship, relax. All is safe for today.
- 4b. If not, immediately delete the main page or find an admin who can, as this is the only way to restore sanity.
If by the time you read this Spock's RfA has already been closed, immediately begin to wail. Perhaps a whale will hear you.
References
[edit]- The Society for Whales and Wails in Perfect Harmony Annual Report (2098 Fiscal Year)
- How to Delete the Main Page, by Oop C. Daisy
- The Guide to Getting Everyone to Hate You, by that man over there.