Pirate was once a circus monkey-whore and earned many cash-dollars due to his amazing skill at peeling bananas. He's the Chimp-chimp with the bling bling. Armed with a tail and a cheeky grin, this PLAYA is a staya.
Across the many seas of cheese, there are tales of Pirate's exploits, winnings, loosings and stealings. Pirate doesn't play for the glory, or even for the bananas...It's the booty pirate plays for. Pirate's pet hate is Poker. There are rumours that Pirate started the infamous card-killing riots of Botswana with a couple of comments such as "Pooker is for Poofters" and "Poker is a Gorilla's game", said during a high stakes game of "game of high number"
Pirate has recently been awarded the monkey with the mosty at the S.E. Asian monkey porn fest. It's Pirates dream to become the worlds leading porn director. The movies he has directed and produced so far are "Monkey Business", Great Tails", "Banana Peeling", "The Chimp Pimp", "Swinging on my Johnson", "Grab that tail and run with it" and his most recent is "Monkey around".
