User:TheodoresTomfooleries

Part of the glorious 50 Cent Army

Their Imperial-Royal-Ducal-Schukal Majesty Is currently: Posting propaganda online
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Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Name	Theodore
Born	William Octavius von Augustberg-Schweibenhamken Cowboyland, Burgerland
Gender	Yes
Pronouns	she/they/him
Nationality	Freedom Loving Patriot
Country	United States
Current location	50km from your location and rapidly approaching.
Languages	Barbaric excuse for a Germanic language
Time zone	The Superior Time Zone
Current time	Current time for UTC-6 is 05:44
Ethnicity	Prussian-German ethnicity
Race	Aryan Nordic Hyperborean
Height	6'5" (very healthy. very Aryan)
Hair	Blond
Eyes	Blue. Also very Aryan
Handedness	right handed. Very Aryan!
Sexuality	I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (come here!) — Eminem
Alignment	Chaotic
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Politics	judeo-bolshevism
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userboxes This user is a history buff. This user loves History. This user is interested in alternate history. This user is interested in the Revolutions of 1848. This user is interested in the French Revolution. This user is interested in the Russian Revolution. This user is interested in the November Revolution. This user is interested in the Kronstadt Uprising. This user is interested in the Enlightenment. This user is interested in Russian History This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. This user is interested in contemporary history. This user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton. This user greatly admires Teddy Roosevelt and his Big Stick. They also recognize that Teddy Roosevelt was 100% Hitler.. SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English. en-us-5This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British, or Australian, Canadian, or any other form of the English language with disgust. ʍThis user pronounces "wh" as a voiceless labial–velar fricative, because that's funny. This user advocates the logical and consistent reform of English orthography. -izeThis user spells the suffix -ize with a z, as is etymologically appropriate! tough, though, through, thoughtThis user supports English spelling reform. sax-enThis brooker wishes to cleanse English of needless fremd words. TheySome people are 'they'. Get over it! "…"! US vs. UKThis user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue! This user can understand AAVE. This user is an internationalist who opposes war. This user is Anti-nationalist. This user recognizes the US as a terrorist state This user is an anti-consumerist. This user is an anti-capitalist. All edits by this user are approved by a personal shoulder-mounted Porky. This user is a Communist. This user subscribes to a Marxian interpretation of economics. This user indentifies as a council communist. This user identifies as a Marxist. This user knows Stalinism is not Communism! This user identifies as a left communist. This user believes that communism is the only solution. This user despises the dictator Stalin and his bloody legacy of state capitalist regimes. This user respects Róża Luksemburg and her contributions to internationalist communism. This user doesn’t like tankies, especially when they push historical revisionism on Wikipedia. This user knows that Egoism and Communism are not incompatible. This user believes that Communism is individualistic and egoist. This user is a Communist because it pleases their ego
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Date of my inevitable spontaneous combustion	August 5th, 2024 (500 dead)