User:The most interesting man in the world

He once created a sock puppet to see what it was like to have an imaginary friend

He once wrote a featured article without a single source

Edit warriors don't dare revert his edits

Administrators always take his side

Jimbo Wales always defers to him on important decisions

Moderators on Wikipedia Review Wikipediocracy can not think of anything bad to say about wikipedia in his presence

When Arbcom consults with him on a case, everyone ends up being happy with the decision

He negotiated a pay per view ultimate fighting contest between Jimbo Wales and Larry Sanger

he is....

The most interesting man in the world

I don't use the internet that much but when I do I prefer wikipedia.

Stay editing my friends.