User:The Real Alan

impostor noun Someone who attempts to deceive by using an assumed name or identity. There are many Alans, but only one of them is real! Accept no substitute... Catalogue of Imposters Meaning of Alan The name Alan has been attributed with the following meanings: Handsome, noble or charming Harmony Cheerful At one with creation Fair Historical Alans Alan I, Duke of Brittany (d. 907) - also known as Alan the Great. Alan of Tewkesbury - Canterbury monk, later became the Abbot of Tewkesbury. Alan of Lynn - a famous theologian of the first half of the fifteenth century. Historically, the Alans were a nomadic people who spoke an Iranian language. Famous Alans Alan Barnes - writer for Doctor Who. Alan Bean - fourth man on the moon. Alan Bennett - British author and actor. Alan Davies - British comedian and actor in Jonathan Creek. Alan Silvestri - Academy Award nominated and Grammy Award winning film music composer. Alan Turing - British mathematician and pioneer computer scientist. Alan Kulwicki - 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion. On list of 50 greatest drivers of all time.

About Alan ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? This user is a Gemini. 猴This user was born in the year of the Monkey. This user is from Earth. GMT ?This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree. Skills MCPThis user is a Microsoft Certified Professional. CThis user can program in C. c++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer. HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user. rec-1This user is a novice recorder player. BASICThis user can program in BASIC. PHPThis user can code PHP. bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer. This user contributes using Firefox. This user contributes with Fedora Linux. Languages UKThis user uses British English. BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit. 1337-1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337. gb-nDsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh. dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin. A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma. …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. Food This user drinks milk. This user eats bananas. This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham. This user enforces a zero tolerance policy against newbie biting. This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. Personality PC-0This user is politically incorrect. BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy. OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy. SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy. TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spam a lot! This user eats cheese. —This space is for rent. This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. This user is a Jedi. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a fan of Blackadder. DilbertThis user reads the comic strip Dilbert. $\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. Ahem 7This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine. This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands constitutes varied, right?) Misc. C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it. ' . -This user is too tired to go to the grocery (looks like toothpaste for dinner again...) This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.