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Oddities
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- deleted from Junkland Jam'
It is about a stupid kid who jumps into a living vacuum cleaner because it ate his harmonica, apparently unplugging it or turning it off wasn't a option. After falling in a bottomless pit (vacuum only 3 ft tall) he lands in a giant room pinned by a bicycle. after crawling out of the mess he realizes that a retarded one-legged iguana has kidnapped his harmonica. After a while he notices that a french light bulb which was an officious prick that lives in a cave has stolen his harmonica. later on he finds another person(girl) that has built a house and lives in the vacuum cleaner. After stealing a tuning fork that he discovered in her lemonade tree that she conveniently grew in her shack he used it as a key to break into an auto factory where he found a muffler that he traded for a lemon battery that he gave the light bulb, which then allowed him to enter a speakeasy where a neon lamp had his harmonica. after a brutal fight, he eliminated almost all the neon signs and decided that instead of going home he wanted to live the rest of his days in a vacuum cleaner bag.
- deleted from Sausage
The most common use for sausage includes sticking it in lady no-no zones. We interviewed one customer, Leeta, about her experiences with sausage.
Q: "How has sausage impacted your life in general?"
A: "Errrrm...it usually makes me a happy camper."
Q: "What would you say is the most practical use for sausage?"
A: "I tend to use it at home. My husband holds up the sausage like a wooden board and has me try to break through it with the force of my head. It teaches me dedication, love, and trust."
- new article, march 25
Life is a River by Vikki Bryce
We all start at the top of a stream Not caring Not bothered Just in a sort of dream. And the stream we ride on is Gentle and slow But do not be fooled; we have a Long way to go. As we age and the stream grows It becomes more of a river But still it flows. The water becomes deeper and more Violent, but still We ride the river As it's all we can to to feel Fulfilled. The river, once a stream, is now alive with fish And plants and frogs And all kinds of things. But still we ride it As it's all we've known Stupid people, there next to the river Is a road. Just one small jump - that's all it would take To exit this river And fully embrace The true journey we could be on All we need is a little faith And of course that small hop To freedom. But no, we shall not In the river we stay As we age on The river goes grey Like the hair on our head The river has calmed Has stopped We're dead
- Boop Game
The "Boop Game" is a game created by Sion Dafydd Jones of Llangefni, Wales and partially created by Callum Hibbert also of Llangefni, Wales. The "boop game" started when Sion Dafydd Jones poked Callum Hibbert with a pencil and uttered the word boop. It has stuck since then. The rules are simple - you poke the other player and say boop. After you have 'booped' him/her, you are in the lead and she/he must boop you back to gain the lead. Both players exchange boops for the remainder of the game, ansd the game is never ending, but players can 'win the day' by getting the last boop of the day. The only amount of players allowed is 2. The longest game is being played on a daily basis by the creators, Sion and Callum and has been going on since it's creation in November 2010.
- Love Story
A high school girl does her own broadcasting every day to her only listener, "Timeless". But who is this timeless, and have they ever met before?
- No matter where you are I can recognize you at one glance whether you are disguised or far away.
Because it's our fate and destiny.
There is no other enemy like you!! You tackle and bother me on everything I do. Say and Yong-won are like enemies ready to attack-!!
Messed up and tangled Say’s and Yong-won’s sad but beautiful love story~***--Danyelangel (talk)
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HEAD OF THE FAMILY : LT/FAKIR BAWA CURRENTLY : PEECHAMA FAKIR BAWA
FAKIR BAWA HAD WORKED IN INDIAN ARMY IN 1945-1947.AFTER THE INDEPENDENCE OF INDIA.HE HAD RETIRED DUE TO HAD INJURED IN HIS LEFT LEG. AFTER THAT HE HAD BEEN MOVED TO JAMNAGAR IN 1960.AND THEN FIRSTLY THEY HAD STARTED TO LIVE IN A RENT ROOM IN JAMNAGAR,AND AFTER THAT THEY HAD BEEN MOVED TO KHODIYAR COLONY.AND HAD BUY A NEW ROOM IN FRONT OF MADINA MASJID