User:The Cow777

This appears to be my user page. However I am not entirely sure of the purpose of user pages. Therefore I will fill it with userboxes. Most of them are true.

This user's home is overrun with cats.

This user's favourite animal is the Grizzly Bear.

This user likes cows.

This user supports
renewable energy.

V	This user is a vegetarian.

This user eats spinach.

BurgundyThis user's favourite colour is burgundy.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

Majority Usage
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Correct GrammarThis user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage.

AmE-0This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.

en-pi-2T'is scurvy dog parlays 'n' scribes
Pirate English like a Swabbie.
Swab th' deck!

de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

ipa-2
əThis user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Cyrl-1
ДThis user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script.

Π πThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Πι.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

sar-4This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

progThis user is definitely not a programmer.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for Civ VI.

EUIVThis user plays Europa Universalis IV.

This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire

This user is interested in the history of the Holy Roman Empire.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user is proud to be a European.

This user lives in Shropshire

17This user has visited 17 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user has visited the United States of America.

This user has visited 5 of the 50 United States.5

This user has visited the U.S. State of Arizona.

This user has visited the U.S. State of Utah.

This user has visited the U.S. Commonwealth of Virginia.

This user has visited the U.S. State of West Virginia.

This user has visited the U.S. State of Maryland.

This user has visited the United States District of Columbia.

This user has visited 11 of the 27 EU Member States.

11

This user has visited Ireland.

This user has visited Northern Ireland.

This user has visited Scotland.

This user has visited Wales.

This user has visited France.

This user has visited Germany.

This user has visited
3 of the 16
Bundesländer of Germany3

This user has visited Switzerland.

This user has visited Norway.

This user has visited Poland.

This user has visited Slovakia.

This user has visited Estonia.

This user has visited Ukraine.

This user has visited Croatia.

This user has visited Slovenia.

This user has visited Italy.

This user has visited Greece.

This user has visited Australia.

This user has visited New Zealand.

This user is a servant of the peaceful House of Finarfin.

This user is a Baratheon.
Ours Is The Fury

This user plays the violin.

This user's favorite subject is physics.

Like Winston Churchill, this user is in good health because they don't practice any sport.

??This user hasn't revealed what gender or race he/she/it/they are. Nor what species, for that matter.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.