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I'm back, I'm the Captain, and I'm better than you. Have a nice day :> By the way, the Captain is looking for work! Help the Captain find a new article to work on, please!

File:Nuvola apps kfm home.png The Captain Returns

  • Location: I currently reside in the beautiful city of Austin, Texas
  • Rights Status: Ordinary user. But I'll typically act like an admin.
  • Edit Count: 350+. Not noobish anymore, but still in the 'meh, nothing special' range.
  • Sign-Up Date: I've had accounts before this one, but those days are past me.
  • Hobbies: Video games, eating, sleeping, sometimes school.
    • Favorite Video Game: MapleStory
      • IGN: Messiah (Scania). Back from a long break.
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      • Stubbing
      • MapleStory I'm starting to give up on this one...
      • New Articles I'm saving articles that would usually suffer a quick death because of the speedy delete policy. Join me!
      • Whatever YOU want. I'm looking for an interesting article to work on! Employ me for free!

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The Importance of Being Earnest is a drawing-room comedy by Oscar Wilde. Premiered on 14 February 1895 in London, it depicts the affairs of two young men about town who lead double lives to evade unwanted social obligations, both assuming the name Ernest to woo two young women. Other characters include the formidable Lady Bracknell, the fussy governess Miss Prism and the benign and scholarly Canon Chasuble. The play, celebrated for its wit and repartee, parodies contemporary dramatic norms and comically satirises late-Victorian manners. The triumphant opening night was followed within weeks by Wilde's downfall and imprisonment for homosexual acts and the closure of the production, and Wilde wrote no more comic or dramatic works. From the early 20th century onwards, the play has been revived frequently and adapted for radio, television, film, operas and musicals. (Full article...)

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