User:TheObtuseAngleOfDoom/Userbox

Beliefs
This user is Jewish.	This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.	This user believes in Theistic evolution.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.	This user is interested in dualism, the belief in fundamentally distinct mental and physical worlds.	This user is interested in politics.
This user is a Capitalist.	vrwc This user is a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.	This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user finds censorship offensive.	FCC This user believes the courts, not the FCC, should define what is "indecent".	PC This user is pro-choice.
This user supports the troops.	This user does not begrudge illegal immigrants and supports their right to immigrate undocumentedly.	This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
This user supports the free and independent state of Israel.	This user opposes gun control.	This user supports Sino-American relations.
This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.	This user supports devolution of powers to the nations of the UK.

Languages
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	frCet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.	de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
yi-2דער באַניצער רעדט אַ נישקשהדיקן ייִדיש.	zh-1該用戶能以基本的中文進行交流。 该用户能以基本的中文进行交流。	ru-0Этот участник не понимает русский язык.
dlphEeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.	its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.	infin¦ itiveThis user chooses never to split infinitives.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.	man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
they he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.	which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.

Other
$e^{i\pi \ }$This user is a mathematician.	IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is ∞.	This user is drug-free.
This user does not smoke.	C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. he is probably the better for it.	This user is not a pet owner.
This user enjoys classical music.	SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!	FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
This user demands you respect my authoritah!	goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.	osThis user uses an operating system.
This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit.	This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.	INTJThis user's MBTI type is INTJ.
INTPThis user's MBTI type is INTP.	PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.	$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.	1,000+This user has made more than 1,000 contributions to Wikipedia.	Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur.