User:TheBearEditor

Retired

This user is no longer active on Wikipedia.

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This user loves you whatever your opinions are except if they are harmful ones.

This user knows that
Facts Matter

This user is not apolitical, but believes that his or her political opinions are private and personal.

This user excoriates truthiness.

secular

This user supports the separation of religion and state.

IT

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I.T.

This user Knows To Call 0118999881999119725....3 In An Emergency.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

YM

Are you a fan?
Yes Minister.

This user knows that the apartment flag must only be flown upside down when the apartment is in distress.

KILROY WAS HERE!

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you.

Make America
Grate Again!

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

42

This user knows that the answer is 42.

∞

Cut what was becoming an infinite number of userboxes off here
to prevent your getting eye strain.

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

About Me

I'm a casual Wikipedia editor, and seek to highlight issues of inherent bias, political or otherwise, in Wikipedia articles, and generally improving the quality of content on Wikipedia in order to make it a reliable and secure source for factual research by students, teachers, amateurs, professionals, experts, intellectuals, and just about everyone else on the Internet.

Stuff I'm Okay With

Constructive analysis or criticism, especially discussion of controversial issues at length, using civil and professional methods.
Strictly non-religious, non-political discourse on anything regarding my work here at Wikipedia.
Political correctness, because the Internet would suck if everyone started behaving badly :)
Led Zeppelin references, which I strongly encourage any editors to use extensively while discussing anything on my talk page. Sweet! :)

Stuff I'm Not Okay With

Excessive trolling or politically-themed harassment
Personal attacks on anyone, or by anyone, regarding my work here at Wikipedia
Admin snobbery, especially when it's not required. Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, not just for you or me. Let's stay free, open and egalitarian to contributions. :)

Note to bots

I am tired of having to say this a billion times, I'm not a vandal. I care about Wikipedia offering people factually accurate information that presents a balanced, clear view of any and all controversial topics. To the owners of bots, just because you see a 'new' user to Wikipedia edit some stuff proactively, don't get paranoid and start banning stuff. That's not nice, and it's not what Wikipedia is all about. Cheers :)