User:Tcd128/Chiang Kai Shek's Coup
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Chiang Kai-Shek's Coup | |||||||
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Part of Big World War | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
Chiang Kai-Shek | |||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Chiang Kai-Shek | Jerry Seinfeld†a | ||||||
Units involved | |||||||
Chiang Kai-Shek | |||||||
Strength | |||||||
1 | 5,000,000 infantry | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
-1 | 5,000,000 killed | ||||||
a. It is known as a fact that Jerry Seinfeld commanded multiple regiments during Chiang Kai-Shek's coup, however, nobody knows what he did in the battle, and he is presumed to be killed in action. |
Description
[edit]Chiang Kai-Shek's Coup was an event that occurred on the Halloween of 1887, and also October 31, 1887, and 31 October, 1887, however, not October, 1887, 13.
Description
[edit]Basically in essence what happened on the october of halloween 1887, the entity known as Chiang Kai-Shek was mad at not existing in the Republic of China, so he decided to coup Sun Yat-Sen's government, and add himself into it. He succeeded very good, and installed himself as the Generalissimo of China, taking care of all military matters.[1]
The Battle
[edit]On 31 1887, October, Chiang Kai-Shek declared existance in the Republic of China, however, Sun Yat-Sen did not approve of this. So, Sun Yat-Sen rounded up 5 million troops from his National Revolutionary Army, and commanded them to shoot Chiang Kai-Shek. However, all of the troops forgot how to hold a gun, and held it backwards, so when they shot, they all shot themselves. This caused Chiang Kai-Shek great victory in his campaign to exist, causing him to win. In the peace conference, he declared himself Generalissimo of China, taking care of all military duties, but allowed Sun Yat-Sen to stay President and cover all.
References
[edit]- ^ I made it the fuck up