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Failfootball
Full nameFailfootball Roylex Club
Nickname(s)the failers, fayul, fail soccer
Founded2009 (With combine thoughts of fail footballers)
GroundSchool playground & YC&AC
Capacity9, 40
OwnerRoy Saito, CEO of Roylex
ChairmanClaudio Neu-Ries
ManagerRoy Saito
LeagueFailer's League
2011–12Fail football League, No Competition
Websitehttp://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=488038090321
Current season
Ching Chang Chong
ちんちゃんちょん
Personal information
Full name Ching Chang Chong
Date of birth (1994-02-08) 8 February 1994 (age 30)
Place of birth Avarua, Avarua, Cook Islands
Height 1.81 m (5 ft 11 in)
Position(s) Midfielder
Senior career*
Years Team Apps (Gls)
2010–2011 Jeonbuk Hyundai 27 (7)
2011–2012 FC Groningen 25 (5)
2012–2013 Arsenal 46 (12)
2013–2014 Inter Milan 40 (21)
2014-2015 Sporting CP 33 (7)
2015-2016 Borussia Dortmund 31 (3)
2016-2017 Valencia 31 (2)
Total 171 (52)
International career
2011– Palau 6 (2)
Medal record
*Club domestic league appearances and goals

Failer's League

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Fail footballers are always excited every winter season for every Failer's League season. Since there are unfortunately no other teams until 09-12 seasons that are able to fail together or compete at the same level, Fail football has to compete in the Failer's League alone. The popularity of fail football has declined at some point after a year when our best member, Pablo left the team, but the popularity is gradually coming back to the point when fail football was established in 2009. The popularity in fail football supporters is extensively wide across the all age groups; fail football is loved by many people. Since every year Failer's League is cancelled due to no Failer's League club teams, Failfootball enjoys playing an inter-squad game, which becomes the most important match through the year. One of the reason why fail football is very popular is because the player sits in a comfortable position on the pitch and shows off their beautiful manly abs to the spectators and their beautiful facial expressions at the same time. The fans will sure be luxuriated by their amazing body factors. Failfootball is determining whether they would enter the 2014 FIFA World Cup held at Brazil, although the qualification has started in many regional area. The Failfootball will likely to entre the Asian qualification.

5vs5 Soccer tournament

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Aria, Husam, Andrew and Roy Competed in several teams and played at the 5vs5 football tournament. They obviously failed in the 5vs5 football tournament, playing terribly in the match. Luckly they were able to play with teams around the same level of fail football players. They again, ofcourse lost very badly from oponents and from this, since they are failing too much, they did not compete the next tournament.

Pablo
United States
Andrew
Belarus
Sam
Hong Kong
Aria
Iran
Akio
Germany
Sunbird
Chinese Taipei
Adrian
Spain
Roy
United Kingdom
Nicholas
Vietnam
Antoine
Bulgaria
Jet
Thailand
Fail football's Starting 11 in their 3-4-1-2 Formation

Supporters

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Supporters of Fail Footballers are often referred to as the Pain from Yokohama. The name Pain from Yokohama refers to the painful football skills footballers create. One major example was taken from when Roy Saito was doing a skill move on a concrete and trips on a ball and bleeds. Also one of our Bahraini member, Hikaru Tanaka's nickname was "Pain from Bahrain" due to his awful skill moves and his obnoxious facial expressions.

Players and Formations

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Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality.

No. Pos. Nation Player
1 GK United States USA Claudio Neu-Ries (Left at 8th)
2 DF Belarus BLR Andrew Pommersheim (Left at 8th)
3 DF Hong Kong HKG Sam Chan
4 DF Iran IRN Aria Homayunifar (Left at 9th)
5 MF South Korea KOR Young Suk Seo
6 MF Chinese Taipei TPE Sunbird Tsai
7 MF Bulgaria BUL Antoine Senkoff (Captain)
8 MF Spain ESP Adrian Gutierez
9 FW Thailand THA Jetrin Anderson (Vice Captain)
10 FW Slovakia SVK Joe Brown
11 FW Hong Kong HKG Kento Watanabe
12 FW Vietnam VIE Nicholas Zeuiton
13 GK Canada CAN Nick Johnston
14 DF Germany GER Akio Heltmann (Came at 9th)
15 MF Japan JPN Aston Harrington (Left at 9th)
16 FW Japan JPN Matthew Sato
No. Pos. Nation Player
17 DF Japan JPN Ozekix
18 DF Sweden SWE Nils Peterson (Left at 9th)
19 FW Saudi Arabia KSA Husam Al-Otaibi (Left at 9th)
20 MF Peru PER Mattias Lindell (Came at 9th)
21 DF Italy ITA Noel Rafizeh-Kabe
22 DF India IND Shirayama
23 MF Germany GER Lucas Hagedorn (Came at 10th)
24 DF Finland FIN Christian Schlaefer (Came at 10th)
25 FW Armenia ARM Alex Vevstad (Came at 10th)
26 GK China CHN Arthur Zhu (Came at 10th)
27 MF Israel ISR Nimrod Zelzer (Left at 9th)
28 DF Switzerland SUI Yuki Nitta (Came at 11th)
29 DF Bahrain BHR Hikaru Tanaka (Left at 7th)
30 DF United Kingdom GBR Roy Saito (Manager)

Out on loan

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Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality.

No. Pos. Nation Player
44 DF Libya LBY معمر القذافي (Ghadaffi) Shot dead at 2012
69 MF North Korea PRK 김정일 (Kim-Jong-Ill) Dead from heart attack at 2012
96 FW Saudi Arabia KSA أسامة بن لادن (Osama bin Laden) Shot dead at 2012
98 FW Thailand THA J Jetrin to GMM Grammy End of contract
No. Pos. Nation Player
99 FW Italy ITA Pauly D to Jersey Shore Main character in the MTV show

Real Rankings

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Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality.

No. Pos. Nation Player
Men's Baseball Rankings as of 22 February 2018[1]
Rank Team Points Confederation
1  United States 5025 COPABE
2  Dominican Republic 4609 COPABE
3  Venezuela 4158 COPABE
4  Puerto Rico 3152 COPABE
5  Japan 2613 BFA
6  Cuba 2520 COPABE
7  Mexico 2142 COPABE
8  South Korea 2142 BFA
9  Colombia 2002 COPABE
10  Canada 2095 COPABE
11  Curaçao 1765 COPABE
12  Panama 1796 COPABE
13  Chinese Taipei 1227 BFA
14  Netherlands 1227 CEB
15  Australia 1227 BCO
16  Brazil 1227 COPABE
17  Nicaragua 1227 COPABE
18  Italy 1227 CEB
19  Aruba 1227 COPABE
20  Germany 1227 CEB
21  South Africa 1227 ABSA
22  Bahamas 1227 COPABE
23  Czech Republic 1227 CEB
24  U.S. Virgin Islands 1227 COPABE
25  France 1227 CEB
26  China 1227 BFA
27  Spain 1227 CEB
28  New Zealand 1227 BCO
29  Argentina 1227 COPABE
30  Philippines 1227 BFA
31  Great Britain 1227 CEB
32  Pakistan 1227 BFA
33  Thailand 1227 BFA

Current squad

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As of 19 February 2018.[2]

Note: Flags indicate national team as defined under FIFA eligibility rules. Players may hold more than one non-FIFA nationality.

No. Pos. Nation Player
1 GK Luxembourg LUX Anthony Moris
2 DF Japan JPN Hiroki Sakai
3 DF Cameroon CMR Nicolas Nkoulou
4 DF Switzerland SUI Fabian Schär
5 FW Argentina ARG Lucas Ocampos
6 DF Portugal POR Rolando
7 MF Austria AUT Alessandro Schöpf
8 MF France FRA Morgan Sanson
9 FW Mexico MEX Javier Hernández
10 MF France FRA Dimitri Payet (captain)
11 FW Belgium BEL Kevin Mirallas
12 DF Cameroon CMR Henri Bedimo
13 DF Tunisia TUN Aymen Abdennour (on loan from Valencia)
14 FW Cameroon CMR Clinton N'Jie
15 FW Turkey TUR Yusuf Sari
16 GK France FRA Yohann Pelé
17 MF Guinea GUI Bouna Sarr
No. Pos. Nation Player
18 DF France FRA Jordan Amavi
19 MF Brazil BRA Luiz Gustavo
20 DF France FRA Christopher Rocchia
22 MF France FRA Grégory Sertic
23 DF France FRA Adil Rami
26 FW France FRA Florian Thauvin
27 MF France FRA Maxime Lopez
28 FW France FRA Valère Germain
29 MF Cameroon CMR André-Frank Zambo Anguissa
30 GK France FRA Steve Mandanda
40 GK France FRA Florian Escales
42 DF France FRA Julien Da Costa
  1. ^ "WBSC Rankings | WBSC". www.wbsc.org. 23 February 2018. Retrieved 23 February 2018.
  2. ^ Olympique de Marseille. "Equipe professionnelle 2017–2018". OM.net. Retrieved 1 September 2016.