User:TDPhoebo
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Phoebe | |
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 Since we could not upload an image of The Little Phoebo, or insert a good quality picture of a different Tabby cat from Wikipedia, here's a public-domain, 19th-century sketch of a tabby cat. | |
| Born | April 2020 |
| Occupation(s) | Eats, sleeps, poops, moons Leo & Miles all the friggin time lol |
| Known for | Being the bestest cat |
| Partner | Miles (possibly idk) |
Phoebe, better known as The Little Phoebo, or simply Phoebo, is quite possibly the greatest cat in the world. She was born sometime in April 2020. Phoebe is known for meowing, eating plants, and just being the bestest cat in general. She was declared the most beautiful cat in 2020 by Random Cat Judging Awards Company, also known as RC-Jac. She is 7 months old as of the time of writing
Hobbies
[edit]Phoebo loves grass, but it makes her thicc, so we just keep her inside cauz she would run away anyway lol. She also likes the scratching post in the kitchen. Those silly cats, they just can't stop scratchin' em! Anyway yea Phoebo is a special cat, periodt.
Relationships
[edit]Whenever Phoebo was lurking around the house, she had a habit of always sticking her ass up. One of the other cats, Miles, tried to fuck her. Silly Miles, surely he would've known that babies can't have other babies! Miles used to be a happy horny baby, but then he got neutered like a month ago, so he became a different kinda person y'know? Like he stopped scratching and being wild and silly and all that, but enough about him. Phoebo and Miles are still best friends to this day and enjoy wrestling each other.
When Phoebo Came Home
[edit]One of our other cats, Bagel, died at the end of June, 2020. Shortly after, our stepmother, Christina decided to get a replacement for her, that would stay in her room all the time, but when Christina got to Mexico, she decided it was a good idea to let the little Phoebo go wherever she wanted, making her a family favorite. The nickname Phoebo was shortly created.
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