User:Sweet & Sour Grapes

Sweet & Sour Grapes
Real Name	Prudence "Prudie" B. Pike-Carroll
DOB	January 17, 1965
Ethnicity	Mixed, dubbed "Caucasus Mutt"
Main Alias	Sour Grapes
Gender	Female
黄道带	Wood Dragon
中国名字	Yueyin Huizhong née Shoushan
Religion	Romuva Neopaganism
Height	5'11"
Occupation	Currently unemployed
SAO	ΠΒΦ
Status	Married
Siblings	Three elder brothers; through paternal line, one known younger half-sister
Children	Expecting

About Grapes

In China, it is a New Year's Day tradition to wish on twelve grapes prior to eating them. What?

Prudence "Prudie" is Wikipedia editor that was born without a sense of smell, a genetic condition in her case, though she was the only one of her siblings to inherit it. She has excellent poise when awake, for the most part, but is put to sleep almost instantly by Loreena McKennitt's soft songs. The majority of her life has been spent moving from location to location.

Born to a mentally and emotionally abusive mother who herself hailed from an abusive family, Prudence developed a childlike personality neurosis. She graduated from college at a young age, in the year 1985, only to find herself unfulfilled. In 1999, she became anorexic-bulimic and primarily anorexic. This put a crashing stop to the second main time frame of her life. Following her recovery in early 2002, she began working for her elder brother with whom she has a close relationship. During this period, she finally decided to fulfill her once denied childhood dream of becoming a teacher. In the autumn of 2008, she worked as a 5th grade teaching assistant, in addition to working what could technically then be considered part-time odd jobs. For the time being, she has been thrown a setback and is seeking employment while being provided for by her loving husband.

Despite knowing cold reality all too well, Prudie believes that laughter is the best medicine and loves to parody herself. A stage actress specializing in the musical theater, her signature role is Miss Agatha Hannigan of Annie. She classifies herself as the type of lady that is up at five in the morning to carpool groups of children whether or not she is the only one overly energized, but she also considers herself the kind who needs ample rest to remain healthy. As an advocate for mental health awareness, Prudence enjoys participating in various forms of kinesiotherapy and music therapy to her great benefit; in addition, she loves to share her knowledge of activities from tai chi to dance to piano with anyone who is willing to learn.

This user made a mess with userboxes. She wanted to include nearly all of the ones she could. That most of said boxes resemble broken stairs is intentional. Prudence has a strange sense of humor. This user, a self-proclaimed dork, is able to put everything in perspective.

This user is a fan of Strawberry Shortcake.

Fun Pages Regularly Contributed To

• American Girl
• America's Next Top Model, Cycle 11
• Horseland (TV series)
• Madeline Kahn
• Peerage of France
• Reba McEntire
• Reba (TV series)
• Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
• Strawberry Shortcake

Serious Pages Contributed To

• Almost any pages discussing behavioral disorders and/or chromosomal abnormalities
• Bipolar disorder
• Sadistic personality disorder
• Triple X syndrome

Proud Caucasus Mutt

Abridged Version

This user is of Basque ancestry.	This user is British by ethnicity	This user has Celtic ancestry.
This user is of Eurasian ancestry.	This user is of French ancestry.	This user is of German, French and Jewish descent.
This user is of Greek ancestry.	This user is of Italo-British ancestry.	This user is of Prussian ancestry.
This user is of Roman ancestry.	This user is proud to be of Romani ancestry.	This user is of Serb ancestry.

Fantastic Broken Staircases of Further Information

blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

MomThis user is a mother and proud of it!

nulThis user has no alignment.

S	This user is a Slytherin.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

sibs-4This user has 3 older brothers and 1 younger sister.

This user's favourite colour is purple.

This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

—This space is for rent.

IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。
This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.

This user listens to NPR.

This user is not a ghost.

This user is a female contributor.

GMT
varThis user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months.

This user's favourite animal is the King Cobra.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user is married.

This user is married to James R.C., a fellow Wikipedian.

This user likes to use eyeliner.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user LOVES you!!!YOU

This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.

XThis user is a member of
Generation X.

Iceberg or romaine? The user just can't decide...

ES//This user's MBTI type is a hybrid between ESFJ and ESTP.

ESTJThis user's MBTI type is ESTJ.

This user knows very well that fortune cookies aren't real Chinese food.

E6This user is an Enneagram Type 6

This user is a reformed vandal.

1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.

This user is a psychiatric survivor.

This user has traveled to different parts of the world.

...At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user is in Honorificabilitudinitatibus.

PBSThis user supports PBS.

MAGAZINEThis user has had their work published in a magazine.

SoE-3This here user has an advanced understandin' of Southern American English and has developed a mighty fine drawl.

This user could have gotten away with it if wasn't for those
MEDDLING kids and their dog!

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user reads self-help books.

This user enjoys reading Biographies.

This user reads between the lines.

This user plays Diplomacy.

This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.

This user is a blood donor.

This user drinks white wine.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

This user loves flan.

This user likes pie.

This user prefers white chocolate

AUNThis user loves pretzels from
Auntie Anne's

This user enjoys Cabbage in soup, Corned Beef, and Fish Tacos

This user loves pancakes.

This user is an omnivore.

ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.

This user is rated 'PG-13' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user owns a killer Honda

This user does not smoke.

chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!

This user has visited Centralia, Pennsylvania.

This user has an active interest in social history.

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This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys singing.

This user enjoys salsa dancing.

This user enjoys quilting.

This user likes to do embroidery.

This user enjoys dancing.

This user enjoys cooking.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user enjoys ballroom dancing.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user loves to read.

這用戶對中華文化感興趣。
这用户对中华文化感兴趣。
This user is interested in Chinese culture.

This user is interested in beauty.

ANTMThis user watches America's Next Top Model.

This user loves vinyl records.

This user likes most types of music.

This user enjoys Chinese traditional music.

This user enjoys country music.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user plays the viola.

This user plays the piano.

This user thinks the many worlds interpretation is true!

This user supported Hillary Rodham Clinton for President in 2008.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

This user believes that Nationalism is good for culture but bad for politics.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user does Taoist Tai Chi.

This user practices jujitsu.柔術

PilThis user does Pilates.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user is an archer.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 103, but is smarter than that score indicates.

This user is not afraid of being wrong.

ΠΒΦThis user is a member of Pi Beta Phi.

ΦΑΘThis user is a member of Phi Alpha Theta national honor society.

AAThis user has an Associate of Arts degree in Performing Arts.

BBAThis user has a Bachelor of Business Administration degree.

This user would like to be a teacher.

This user has a rare blood type of AB negative.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health.

This user is ambidextrous.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

This user has asthma.

This user knows too many people who are dead.

This user is a bi female.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user can remember yellow stop signs.

This user pumps their own gas.

This user was born in the Year of the Dragon.龍

This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.

This user is interested in Romuva and/or is a Romuvan.

This user is a Neopagan.

+This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is interested in the works of Herman Kahn but worries that he was a little bit crazy.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

This user is interested in the History of France.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user likes the company of hamsters.

???This user is interested in interest.