User:Sunwoo Lim/Humors
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Periodic table with REAL elements
[edit]This will would be impossible, as element 101 (mendelevium) or heavier, currently cannot be produced in macroscopic quantities.
But what if done?
Period 1
[edit]First two elements, and the only elements of Period 1, Hydrogen and Helium, will rise above, like balloons.
Period 2-3
[edit]Alkali metal Sodium will ignite, and Lithium catching fire and igniting as well. then, Boom!!
Phosphorus will ignite, and Sulfur will catch fire. being exposed to pure Oxygen gas, they will explode.
toxic Florine and Chlorine gas will spread, making rooms near the periodic table dangerous.
Period 4-5
[edit]Alkali/Alkaline Earth metal Potassium, Calcium, Rubidium is going to explode.
((Work in Progress))
The Humor Bundle
[edit]The Humor Buldne [sic] includes Periodic table with REAL elements (for safety, without radioactive elements (except Bismuth), and highly reactive elements sealed in noble gases), A short sheet music with Tritium radioluminescence, CD/DVD for an extremely loud noise and The answer to life the universe and everything.
The current price of the humor bundle is:
$373,117,531,193,134,600,000 (including Periodic table with REAL elements, Tritium and CD/DVD)
If this sounds expensive, the best option is to purchase immediately, as the price is only going to go up.
JOKE!
The price increase over time. that means purchasing immediately is the best option.
-1 MORE HUMOR BUNDLES ARE AVAILABLE