My name is JoE, and I am the co-owner of a company called Fropac Entertainment. I capitalize my name with an upper-case J and E for a reason, which is to distinguish myself from the many other people in this world who go by Joe. I also go by the nicknames "SKiTZo" and "ThinkSoJoE." I play in a band called thinksobrain. I'm not a major contributor to Wikipedia, but I do add things occasionally or fix spelling errors if I come across them. My favorite band is Metallica, my favorite sport is hockey, and my favorite sports team is the Buffalo Sabres. I live in Niagara Falls, NY, and as much as I hate it sometimes, I wouldn't trade it for the world.
RJ Umberger - an American professional hockey player. I started the entry before it forwarded to R.J. Umberger, but apparently the other Wikipedia editors didn't think that it was funny that the entry only stated that his claim to fame was getting a highlight-reel worth check from the Sabres' Brian Campbell.