User:SquishyBeaver

SquishyBeaver
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Conservation status
Least Concern (IUCN 2.3)
Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Milky Way
Phylum:	Earth
Class:	North America
Order:	United States of America
Family:	Florida
Genus:	Miami
Species:	Fucking Awesome
Binomial name
Libertarian Ron Paul
Classic Rock/Progressive Rock Bands
The Who, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Jethro Tull, The Doors, Electric Light Orchestra, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, The Velvet Underground, The Yardbirds, Yes

Squishy-Beaver (Fucking Awesome) is a Floridian resident, libertarian, Miami Dolphins anti-fan, classic rock and progressive rock enthusiast, and awesome. He is ranked as a Type 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart