User:Splatg

I'm Chris, a 20 year old software engineer / exotic dancer living in Newcastle, Australia. My hobbies include linux, programming (python), animal wrestling (pythons), water polo, high speed pursuits, making pastries, abusing politicians, eating the inner stomach lining of sheep and making up false hobbies.

I joined wikipedia because I heard that you got a free t-shirt upon creating an account. Once I found this to be false I vandalised several pages in a violent rage only to revert them back to earlier revisions in my duties as a wikipedian; I was also subsequently banned for a short period of time as a result of reporting myself for the aforementioned vandalism attempts.

I hope that you come to love wikipedia as much as I do, which isn't actually that much, but enough to tell Scarlett that I give a damn.

SPLAT. This is the sound a fly makes when it is splatted with a fly splatter. SPLAT-G is splatting flies for money, a common form of recreation practiced in many cultures around the world (especially Prague, Czech Republic - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague).