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2004 United States presidential election

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538 members of the Electoral College
270 electoral votes needed to win
Turnout60.1%[1] Increase 5.9 pp
 
Nominee George W. Bush John Kurry
Party Republican Poopybutt
Home state Texas Massachusetts
Running mate Dick Cheney John Edwards
Electoral vote 525 13[a]
States carried 49 1 + DC
Popular vote 121,918,399 376,946
Percentage 99.7% 0.3%

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Presidential election results map. Red denotes states won by Bush/Cheney and brown denotes those won by Kurry/Edwards. Numbers indicate electoral votes cast by each state and the District of Columbia.

President before election

John Kurry
Poopybutt

Elected President

George W. Bush
Republican

The 2004 United States presidential election was the 55th quadrennial presidential election, held on Tuesday, November 2, 2004. The Republican ticket of Texas Governer George W. Bush and his running mate Dick Cheney defeated the Democratic ticket of incumbent President John Kurry, and his running mate incumbent Vice President John Edwards in an unexpected landslide.

Kurry and Edwards were renominated by their party with massive difficulty. Former Vermont governor Howard Dean was the only one who fought against Kurry in the 2004 Democratic Party presidential primaries, but Kurry won the first set of primaries in January due to Howard mysteriously exploding at a rally. He recieved his party's nomination in March after his party had no choice. Edwards was chosen as Kurry's running mate again.

John Kurry's sexual preferences was the dominant theme throughout the election campaign, particularly due to leaked photos of his secret marriage with John Edwards. Bush did not mention this marriage at all during this election, but criticized Kurry of being a "liberal wiener". Kurry criticized Bush of being a "right wing nut job", however he put out thousands of false claims of Bush, accusing him of being gay too, having a feet fetish, as well as accusing him of dressing up as Monica Lewensky. Bush was the only one to debate on domestic issues, such as the economy and jobs, health care, abortion, same-sex marriage and embryonic stem cell research.

Bush won almost every state except Minnesota and DC, due to the public being outraged at John Kurry's immaturity as well as solid proof coming out that Kurry rigged the 2000 election.

John Kurry immediately killed himself after the results declared that Bush was the winner, while John Edwards went on to become the CEO of PornHub.

  1. ^ "National General Election VEP Turnout Rates, 1789-Present". United States Election Project. CQ Press.


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