User:Some bored kid at school/Homo boredus
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| Homo boredus (bored man) Temporal range: 0.004 - 0 MYA
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| Artist's depiction of a group Homo boredus in their natural habitat | |
Scientific classification 
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| Domain: | Eukaryota |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Primates |
| Suborder: | Haplorhini |
| Infraorder: | Simiiformes |
| Family: | Hominidae |
| Subfamily: | Homininae |
| Tribe: | Hominini |
| Genus: | Homo |
| Species: | H. boredus
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| Binomial name | |
| Homo boredus | |
The Homo boredus is a recently discovered species, part of the Homo genus. It appears similar to its closest relative, the Homo sapiens. However, the Homo boredus appears to be constantly bored. It is unknown whether it is purely a coincidence or not that they first appeared in the fossil record around the same time that the modern school system was invented.[1]
- ^ Factory model school (I hate those things)