User:SnakeRunsCBWest

SnakeRunsCBWest. It is very simple, I have dedicated my life to make the Central Bucks West High School page as accurate and as best it can be. The only way that this is possible is for a students that go there to maintian the site and let outsiders really know what it is like to attend CB West.

[Real Name Here], better known as "Snake", is what we like to call a real man. Not many things are known as to be true facts about Snake because rumors are always flying around him.

True Facts	False Rumors	Unknown
Snake goes to Central Bucks West High School, and the school is better because of it.	Snake brought Jesus back from the dead after three days	Snake has been known to run around nursing homes yelling "Thank God I am still young unlike you old pieces of shit!"
Everyone who has ever met Snake has had suicidal thoughts because they know they cannot be him, or anything close to him for that matter	Santa Claus wanted to stop being Santa because he wanted to be like Snake	Snake burnt a small childs ear for telling him that AM radio is better then FM radio
Snake is particularly fond of himself.	On occasion, Snake will change the name of The Gulf of Mexico to 'The Golf of Mexico'.	Snake is actually an acronym that stands for 'Snake Never Allows Knowledgeable Explanations.
Snake thinks that someday Microsoft will be ruined by Mircohard.	Snake regularly robs banks using only a blow dart and a pair of safety scissors.	Snake made the wolf cry.
Snake is willing to explain to anyone who will listen how Helen Keller is a huge whore.	Snake likes to pole vault, but he only uses the north and south poles.	Snake attempts to convince the people at QVC that they are buying things from him.
Snake finds it impossible to create something out of nothing.	Snake believes that shiny objects are the root of all evil.	Snake has a reoccurring dream in which he is forced to relive what happened at the tower of Babel.
Snake traded away his soul for Pokemon cards.	Snake can speak braille.	Snake is convinced that DVD stands for Disney Versus Diddy; a battle for control of the media.
Snake can turn bread into bread crumbs.	Snake makes the impossible, possible.	Snake can fix a light bulb, alone.