User:SmallCheez

SmallCheez
Insane

— Wikipedian ♀ —
Born	5/29/89 Spartanburg, South Carolina
Country	United States
Current location	The internet!
Time zone	United States Eastern Time
Ethnicity	English/Irish
Race	Caucasian
Height	4'7"
Weight	You'd cry.
Education and employment
Education	High school
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Aliases	All you need to know is I'm on Fanfiction.net and Youtube. (Well, I'm on other sites too, but I don't visit them. XD)
Interests
Wordgirl, Wild Kratts, Craig Ferguson, t.A.T.u (in no order)

Preforeword

Editor SmallCheez99 is a troll, not a sockpuppet. Apparently, they were mad that I listed Chris and Martin Kratt as the stars of Wild Kratts (which is not incorrect, FTR, they DO star in it) instead of the "presenters" like they wanted. Because I incensed them so, decided to get an account that resembled mine, apparently in an attempt to frame me for sockpuppetry. WP:NOR, of course, on my part. Any and all other editors with the name "SmallCheez" in some variation are sockpuppets, as my IP is not dynamic and thus sockpuppets would have the SAME IP, and I feel no need to create sockpuppets. I can get my point across just fine on my own.

Just to let you know. LOL, SmallCheez99. Also, you DO realize you spelled Chris' name wrong? Not to mention "...are the hosts are Wild...". If you'll look in the box to your right, you'll read where "Ethnicity" is listed as "English/Irish" and "Race" is listed as "Caucasian", so I'm not sure how you could have mistaken me for being a "n****r" as you liked to put it; so you can't even make racial slurs properly. Plus, if you're so brave, then why bleep it?

Wanna see, you guys? "LOL, dude".

Foreword

Everything you need to know (and some things you didn't) is displayed in a helpful userbox! Just click "show" to reveal the userboxes and browse away! (For the things that didn't have a userbox [yeah, I'm gonna fix that!], they're listed in the infobox at right. XD)

Though it's annoying that I couldn't get the tables to go on the left side of the page. >_< Anybody know how to do that?

I know that some of the boxes in "Other Languages" could have gone in the "English" category, but they just didn't fit the tone of the section. Those are more styles of English than standard English, and they're not really "accents" either. So, for completely arbitrary reasons, they got put into the "Other Languages" section. XD

That's just how I roll. X3

If there's anything you need, I'd prefer it on the talk page (mainly because I'm less likely to see it here XD), if that's possible. Either way, I've got my own pages on my watchlist, and that's the first place I head when I come here (when not researching), so I'll see it, as long as it's on either one of my pages.

What Am I Doing Here?

Currently, I'm working on the Wild Kratts article exclusively. I've been trying to find a way to rewrite it to full Wikipedia standards (the problem right now is it sounds like a "press release" according to Wikipedia tags), but for now, I stick to editing minor errors (spelling, punctuation, etc), and reverting the too-oft non-standard addition. If I make a major edit to something of yours, and my edit explanation doesn't cut it, feel free to ask (in a civil way of course).

And before anyone DOES ask, the reason that the edit that "[Martin] seems to have feelings for Aviva" (and vice versa and all other versions of it) does not fit Wikipedia standards is that there is still no definitive proof, not by what Wikipedia considers proof WP:NOR. The points in the cartoon that are majorly considered proof by supporters is insufficient- all of the characters have done those things at one point or another. If it applies to two certain characters, then it applies to them all (well, except for Chris and Martin at obvious points). Example: If Martin high fives Aviva and that's considered proof, then it's proof of all the other characters' feelings for each other as well (in this case, this includes Chris and Martin because it's such a common action between people).

It's not a question of who's right or wrong, it's about whether or not the edit is up to Wikipedia standards. Mine wasn't either, and I wrote an entire section with about 3 or 4 subsections, so it's not like I'm editing out one sentence out of self-righteousness. In addition, the edit is non-standard because it is in fact biased. Newcomers to the page are not allowed the chance to watch the show and form their own opinion of the pairing WP:NPOV. Plus, the edit uses weasel words, which is another no-no. It often uses words like "seems" or "appear" in order to -weasel- (get it?) the reader into taking the statement as fact when it is unconfirmed WP:W2W.

In conclusion, even though the article isn't up to standards in the first place, the edit about the two's feelings throws the article off balance (in favor of Martin/Aviva without letting WK n00bs decide that for themselves), and just that one statement itself has more "standards" problems than the entire article. It has nothing to do with stance. If this explanation is still not sufficient, then you'll need to contact Jimbo Wales and have him edit the standards for you, because that's the best I can do WP:IDHT.

I'm almost ready to call WP:DE.

TL;DR

Currently, I'm working on the Wild Kratts article exclusively. I've been trying to find a way to rewrite it to full Wikipedia standards. For now, I stick to editing minor errors (spelling, punctuation, etc), and reverting the too-oft non-standard addition. If I make a major edit to something of yours, and my edit explanation doesn't cut it, feel free to ask (in a civil way of course).

And before anyone DOES ask, the reason that the edit that "[Martin] seems to have feelings for Aviva" (and vice versa and all other versions of it) does not fit Wikipedia standards is that:

• There is still no definitive proof, not by what Wikipedia considers proof. WP:NOR
• It is in fact biased. Newcomers to the page are not given the chance to watch the show and form their own opinion of the pairing. WP:NPOV
• The edit uses weasel words, which is another no-no. WP:W2W
• It often uses words like "seems" or "appear" in order to -weasel- (get it?) the reader into taking the statement as fact when it is unconfirmed.

In conclusion, it has nothing to do with stance. If this explanation is still not sufficient, then you'll need to contact Jimbo Wales and have him edit the standards for you, because that's the best I can do WP:IDHT.

I'm almost ready to call WP:DE.

About This User

2This user is a WikiChild. This user is a WikiPlatypus.

ANAL 4 AThis user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure. This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

Userboxes!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up her user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user needs quite a few userboxes to sum her up completely. ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user lives in a Userbox. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. This user has been using userboxes for too long and constantly refers to herself as "this user". This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards. Userboxes in Userboxes!This user has userboxes in her userboxes!

Everything You Need To Know

This user has blue eyes. This user has black hair. Cat LoverThis user is a cat lover. This user's home is overrun with cats. This user owns one or more Siamese cats. This user has been scratched several times by her pet cat. This user does not smoke.  SOBER This user is alcohol free. NULL LOL This user has absolutely no life. + This user loves someone who doesn't know this user exists. This user wishes she had a boyfriend. This user has a YouTube account. GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions. This user's Internet service provider is AT&T. ≥10 This user contributes with a computer 10 years old or more. This user contributes using a PC. This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell. -640- x -480-This user contributes at -640- x -480- resolution. NVIDIAThis user uses an Nvidia GeForce graphics card. This user still remembers these. WTF?This user ALWAYS TRIES to leave an edit summary This user spends far too much time editing her user page. This user has userboxitis.

And Everything You Didn't

00:00This user uses 24-hour time. This user has a hearing impairment. This user constantly experiences eye floaters. This user has astigmatism. This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which she'd be as blind as a bat! This user has asthma. This user has migraines. This user underwent Cholecystectomy (gallbladder removed due to gallstones). This user is ambidextrous. This user has an innie navel. ⇆This user proudly confuses right and left. $\scriptstyle {\sqrt {x}}$This user suffers from a severe case of math disability; otherwise known as dyscalculia. This user is highly... um... What's that word again? VThis user is a Vegetarian. This user is currently on a seefood diet. † This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

Things That Describe Me

This user is a mammal. This user is nocturnal. This user is a Goth. This user is a mystic. This user is a Gemini. HIQS This user might as well be a member of a high IQ society because she is a certified ʌgen-ius! This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd. This user has tested the buttered cat paradox.†WP:UA I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. This user is a pessimist. This user is straight but not narrow. Java-4This user is an expert coffee drinker. This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.

And Things I Believe

This user accepts Karma. This user believes in magic This user understands biological evolution. This user is monoamorous and expects his or her partner to be likewise. PLUTO is a PLANET This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise. This user knows that space is the future. This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming. This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair. This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter. This user firmly believes that puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy. This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

My Interests

This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself. This user likes to ponder Philosophical questions like "Why does 2 + 2 = 4?" and "Why can it not equal 5?" This user is interested in psionics. This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming id1This user is interested in conworlding/conlanging. This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy. This user loves to go camping. This user loves to read. This user loves to write. XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user is interested in her family history. This user is interested in DNA and genetics. This user is fascinated by chaos theory. This user is interested in computer engineering. This user is interested in making stuff for the web This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories.

And My Preferences

(And 3 Things I Don't Like)

This user is neither female nor male. CrimsonThis user's favourite colour is crimson. Green is one of this user's favourite colours. B This user's favourite colour is Blue. BkThis user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless. This user likes to sleep. This user prefers to go barefoot. This user enjoys singing. This user is a Hardcore and Gay LP Fan Guitar-0This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!). LeftThis user's favorite direction is left. This user loves knowledge. CMs This user is a fan of Criminal Minds M.D.This user watches House. This user prefers VHS over DVD. ± This user enjoys overcast weather. This user likes foggy days. This user loves rainy days. This user prefers cold weather. C8H10N4O2There is too much blood in this user's caffeine system. This user drinks so much milk, her bones can cut diamonds. TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea. This user loves Dr Pepper. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time. mth-0This user cannot solve ANY math problems. For all they know, 2+2=fish. School This user doesn't like school.

Languages

...This user would like to know oodles more languages.

Wrld-ish!Deze user puede falar prawie allt und often mélange tutto

English

Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English. tough, though, through, thoughtThis user supports English spelling reform. Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration. MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.

Accent

Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all. Ain't This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right? couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word. y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often. snukThis user says snuck.

Grammar

And a Little Spelling

This user thinks good grammar is sexy. firemanfighter mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word. man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. infin¦ itiveThis user chooses never to split infinitives. ... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever she sees. You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly. less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer. much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many. Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

Punctuation

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler. A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma. ’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! "…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. "…"! US vs. UKThis user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue! "...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation." …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... ;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

Wikipedia Related

big wordsThis user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do. you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works. This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. MistEYkThis user does not always see her grammar mistakes. It would be nice of you to correct them. LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

Other Languages

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often. sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? BS-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit. IntS-NTihs tweedler uses Internet slang IRL. Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl. dm-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, and growls. ipa-2 əThis user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. denDieser User spricht Germish. de-3Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse. This user is a Russophile. ru-1Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне. This user is a Japanophile. Hrkt-1 あThis user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana. gb-5Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.

Miscellany

I love the original PlayStation. I still have one and use it. And it works! This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one. This user has too much time on their hands. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. This user loves deadlines. She loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by. The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.