Sir Magnus is trying to take a short wikibreak and will be back on Wikipedia sometime soon. Most likely, however, Sir Magnus will not be able to keep away from Wikipedia for that long, and will probably be back a lot earlier while making some small edits every once in a while anyway.
This user thinks he's a disambiguation page. You can help Wikipedia by giving him brain surgery.
I make minor changes to pages that need it. I do small scale stuff. Updating pages that I come across. Fixing spelling. Fixing the spelling and grammar on translated pages.
This user found* EWikist's secret page, and all they got was a lousy Barnstar. Can you find it and be disappointed too?
* Either that, or they just stole the tag for this without finding it. If that is the case, make this user feel very guilty by placing such terms as "Honesty is the best policy" on their page.