User:Sir Francis Drake~enwiki

Welcome to my Home Page.

Home Sweet Home

I have been nominated by General Eisenhower to replace him while he's on vacation in San Marino. While I'm here, I'm going to try out all the projects.

This user loves Skittles. Taste the Rainbow.

Why he chose me

He chose me because I've always been on Wikipedia since it's very first year except I wasn't a registered user. So General Eisenhower showed me how to create an account and now I'm here on my user page.

gk

This user is a geek.

This user is a mad scientist.

alien

This user says "I'm E.T. Give me a phone so I can go home."

How do I help YOU!

Ask me on my 2nd Archive Talk Page called Sir Francis Drake's Help Desk. I know all about Wikipedia so my advice will be useful. All advice will be on your talk page with ==Re:Heading you put down== on your talk page or whoever gave me the question. Remember, all questions must be on my talk page's secon archive. Thank you.

This user is cooler than you.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user believes in aliens and lies naked on his or her rooftop, waiting to be picked up.

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This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is in a great mood.