User:SirHector

Biography

Sir Hector IS.

The Hands of Sir Hector emit energy in the form of light. His Hand capacity is approximately that of 3 Chipotle burritos. Sir Hector is a caricature. His eyes can hear into the future and ears can see into the future. Perfection is equal to the limit to infinity of Sir Hector. Sir Hector has flowing, blonde locks of hair that are groomed daily by ZAPATO!

The Postulates of Sir Hector of Lincolnshyre:

1. Never would Sir Hector chew, only masticate
2. Sir Hector gave man writing
3. Sir Hector created Biologie
4. Sir Hector CAN divide by zero
5. Hell hath no fury like Sir Hector
6. Sir Hector is androgynous
7. god is Sir Hectors running mate
8. Global warming is just Sir Hector hugging us close
9. Sir Hector's gallant mule is named ZAPATO!
10. Sir Hector transcends language
11. Sir Hector created giraffes
12. Eating Chipotle is taking communion of Sir Hector
13. *Secret postulate only known to the disciples* Let's just say it's juicy...

References

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[1] ttp://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/08/palin-global-wa.html

[2] ttp://www.wordreference.com/es/translation.asp?tranword=shoe

[3] ttp://www.chipotle.com/

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