User:Sidewalkworm

Sidewalkworm is a fan of the Tremors franchise

Sidewalkworm is a friend of Drivewayworm

Sidewalkworm hates the sun

Sidewalkworm enters your dreams

About

I am Sidewalkworm. I see myself as the reflection of what humans see me as; a useless member of the subclass Oligochaeta. I joined Wikipedia to fulfill my divine destiny. I aim to provide information and knowledge to the human masses. For as long as humankind has been around, they have subjugated other species to ridicule and harm. They are selfish and, in there desire for conquest, self-destructive. As a member of the worm family, I have studied the history of humankind. Ever since God planted Adam and Eve on the planet, their fate was decided. Although they claim to be the dominant species on Earth, wormkind has proven its resilience for many, many more millenia. Humans force us to lives spent in styrofoam, dirt-filled containers until, when we finally breath fresh air, we are stabbed upon a hook and thrown into the water to be consumed by lesser animals. Their ignorance is rife. Humans may not regard we worms as intelligent, but I hope to prove them wrong by healing the website known as Wikipedia. The definitive "dictionary" is full of errors and lies. As a worm, I find it difficult to type. It took me three years to create this user page. It may be slow, however I have been blessed by God with an unnaturally long worm life.

Sidewalkworm will get his revenge