User:ShornAssociates

Hi, this is me. Not going to go into the whole David Copperfield thing here, so it should suffice that I'm currently a male student in Canada who wishes to be ageless on Wikipedia, with my maturity based upon the quality of my edits and decisions rather than how old I am.

I've read and used Wikipedia for quite a long time now, probably over 3 years, but never really started contributing (or created an account) until recently. I still consider myself new to the editing scene and appreciates any constructive help you might have for me.

I'm interested in a variety of different things, mainly (beginning) vandalism fighting, science topics of all sorts (astronomy, biology, computer science, chemistry, and physics (theoretical)), psychology, humor, the psychology of religion (by that, I mean how people convince themselves to believe in religion (and yes, I like brackets. (a lot.))), and other cool/interesting/radical/ingenious/new/revolutionary things.

Politics? According to The Political Compass Test, I am moderately leftist, and highly libertarian. I like to think of myself as an anarchist, and I tend to challenge authority when I feel it is unfair/unjust/wrong (because of course, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?).

Religiously, I am not religious (though I do celebrate Christmas as a time for families and friends to get together and have a good time!).

Anyway, enough about me (didn't I say no David Copperfield?). If you think I'm interesting, come talk to me.

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This user is a recent changes patroller with Twinkle!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

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This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.

This user supports medical cannabis

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user is straight but not narrow.

This user reserves the right to question authority.

This user is a libertarian.

This user identifies as a leftist.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in Pharmacology.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user believes in logic.

This user will be back.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

DDThey made this user do it.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.

This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you)

This user does not smoke.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless hip hop music is eliminated.

This user plays the guitar.

This user is a skeptic.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user hacks happily with Emacs.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user contributes using Enlightenment.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user's Internet service provider is Shaw Communications.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.

This user uses MSN Messenger.

WThis user's favourite colour is white.

G	This user's favourite colour is Green.

asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.

C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.

Perl-2This user is an intermediate Perl programmer.

py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.

bash-1This user is a beginner Bash programmer.

This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

If you get through all those userboxes, you are awesome. By the way, if you want to help me format my boxes nicely so it doesn't make the page really long, feel free :) (As long as it looks good.)