User:ShawnBV

Conflicts of Interest

I am looking to adhere to all Wikipedia policies and am only creating or editing articles for entities that I believe have a reason to be deemed notable. I am happy to discuss my role at any point to help with transparency and become a better editor.

There may be a conflict of interest due to my association with the following entities:

bandv - A marketing company that I work for

Lead Forensics - A current client of bandv

Stannah - A current client of bandv

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Important Stuff

This user is a pyromaniac. This user eats food. This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. This user drinks water. cvg-4This user is an expert gamer. GTA:SAThis user has never had a condom stuck to his face. Com-NThis user is a native comedian. Everything this user does is funny. '12LDNThis user attended the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, UK. This user knows giraffes are kosher. This user drinks bubble tea. This user is a mammal. This user believes people who attach postage stamps with sticky tape should be hung, drawn and quartered. This user likes scones and pronounces it scOWNes instead of scONes. This user is a Paul Heyman guy.

Food Stuff

This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable. This user loves to eat cucumbers. This user eats strawberries. This user eats watermelon. This user's favourite animal is the Dachshund. This user loves lychees. This user loves...ghhhh...(STARTS DROOLING) Gggggghhh...roast....potatoes....... This user loves baked potato skins This user loves Kimchi to death. This user likes Prosciutto. This user loves bacon! This user loves to eat beef. This user loves to eat sushi. This user loves hamburgers. THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! ! They're delicious... This user eats steak. This user prefers rare steak. This user enjoys Steak Tartare. This user loves cheesecake. This user avoids drinking milk, but consumes other dairy products instead. This user drinks pineapple juice. This user drinks vegetable juice. This user drinks oolong tea. This user eats cheese. When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda. This User believes fries must be eaten with mayonnaise. This user eats popcorn. This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food. This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple. This user enjoys tofu. This user loves Toad in the hole. This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza. This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. This user enjoys drinking plum wine. This user enjoys ice cold Jägermeister This User Prefers Dark and/or Gold Rum This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.

wiki-2This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user is addicted to video games.

  This user is a redditor.

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user prefers to play games on video game consoles.

This user is interested in making stuff for the web

This user likes fireworks.

This user enjoys
twiddling their thumbs.

PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.

This user uses DuckDuckGo as a primary search engine.

This user knows that Caramelldansen is the meaning of life.

wow such doge

This user is interested in motorsports.

MV33This user is a fan of Max Verstappen

SV5This user is a fan of Sebastian Vettel

This user is an Iceman fan

This user couldn't care less about football.

This user is a fan of the UFC

WWEThis user enjoys watching WWE.

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TThis user is a fan of WWE NXT.

This user thinks that
New Day rocks!

This user was a fan of
Enzo and Cass and regrets that they split up,
and you can't...teach...that!

G-9This user likes to pop a 40 and check his rollies - It's Cryme Tyme!

This user is a fan of Shane McMahon

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.

CThis user is a fan of character comedy.

IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

ShawnBV is obsessed with METAL GEAR games

This user just sank your battleship.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

APThis user is a fan of Alan Partridge. Ah-Haa!

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WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

This user is a vault dweller

This user loves Turkish delight.

This user eats candy corn.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

This user loves marzipan

This user prefers dark chocolate

This user eats custard creams.

WDThis user owns a Western Digital hard drive.

This user owns a Seagate hard drive.

This user still remembers these.

This user likes to sleep.

This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user enjoys playing Old School video games.

This user collects
airsickness bags