User:Seth Forsman PhD

I was in my apartment but it wasn't my apartment and I shared my livingroom with Samuel L Jackson, but only like a tenth of the apartment and we had a fuck ton of dishes and he was an asshole and called the landlord and told him about it so we stashed all the dishes in the car and drove them somewhere to hide them so Samuel L Jackson would look like a liar because we hated him and also we had some of our dishes at a convenience store like ten miles away that we had to stop on the way and get and I saw a crazy guy I knew and said hi and he pulled a knife on me and didn't know how I knew his name and I remembered it was because I time traveled and hadn't met him yet so I made up a story of how I knew a mutual friend.