"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."– Albert Einstein
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth..."– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."– Yogi Berra
"Your not married, you don't have a girlfriend, and you don't watch Star Trek? Good Lord." - Patrick Stewart (Extras)
"YOU PONCE IN HERE AND EXPECT TO BE WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT WHILE I'M TRYING TO RUN A HOTEL HERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW MUCH WORK THERE IS TO DO? OF COURSE NOT YOUR TOO BUSY POKING YOUR NOSES INTO EVERY CORNER, SNIFFING AROUND FOR THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AREN'T YOU? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY STARTED!!!" - Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers)
