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SCALENE



This page has been temporarily protected from editing to deal with vandalism.

But then Mysid unprotected it based on an IRC conversation. Gullible fool.

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Languages

I can speak and write English. Germany Ich verstehe Deutsch.

WikiProjects
  • I'm ready and willing to sucumb to WikiProject propaganda, you know.

I am Scalene, a male Wikipedia editor from Australia, former criminal, celebrity, owner of a successful international corporation, and superhero who hides his secret identity as a mild-mannered CIA agent. Absolutely true.

What do I do for Wikipedia? That's a good question. Many people have asked me that, in fact.
Well, if Wikipedia was Oceania in Nineteen Eighty-Four, I'd be the Thought Police. Minitrue mark triangle doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise. Yup, I'm a crime-fighting Recent Changes Patroller. Beware, vandals!

My real life interests

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Major (series of) edits

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Things to do

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  • Find my place in Wikipedia.
  • Fight more vandals!
  • Collect more userboxes.